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  1. Taking a break from the internet for a bit. In the meantime, here's a short new Beach Diaries. #3: bit.ly/Ko8GYY 4:49 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  2. @MJMcKean Looks like someone *really* wanted to wish you luck for Broadway ;) Wishing you the best. 5:21 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  3. The Beach Diaries 2012 #2, in which somebody bleeds, and I emerge victorious: bit.ly/KluJQG 2:35 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  4. @simonmhickson Touche. 1:51 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to simonmhickson
  5. @simonmhickson To be fair, you did shout it while you were blacked up. 1:49 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to simonmhickson
  6. Back from the beach looking like Elmo in a Jon 'Bastard' Snow wig. 10:59 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  7. @MichaelJFarrow FP2 praise is the best praise <3 10:47 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to MichaelJFarrow
  8. If you missed it yesterday, check out 2012's first installment of The Beach Diaries: franticplanet.wordpress.com/2012/05/21/the… 2:12 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
  9. @BigSpud Haha 3:03 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to BigSpud
  10. @BigSpud It's my Bleach to FP2's Nevermind. 3:01 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to BigSpud
  11. @BigSpud Yeah, everyone thinks they need to read the first one first. The messy, underedited ol' first one. 2:59 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to BigSpud
  12. @BigSpud Ah, bless you, Spud. 2:57 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to BigSpud
  13. @charleswrites To him, I am "The Big Clit Guy". I can live with that. I want it on my tombstone. 12:29 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to charleswrites
  14. @charleswrites Big clit fiends are persistent. 12:27 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to charleswrites
  15. @charleswrites I'm guessing not that many, because I get that one multiple times a day, every day. 12:21 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to charleswrites
  16. @ballaterbboy I'll think of Hot Lifeguard as my Nora Batty. It can't fail. 12:18 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to ballaterbboy
  17. @charleswrites Selection from today: "lars ulrich naked" "big clit" "how big is jason stathams penis?" 12:18 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to charleswrites
  18. @Moj <3 11:38 AM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to Moj
  19. @Moj (FAKE BUT PROBABLY TOTALLY ACCURATE) SPOILERS - It'll mostly just be 3 months of cock and poo jokes and self-loathing. 11:35 AM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to Moj