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This news headline is enough to make me commit myself: "Woman finds 8 foot snake in washing machine."
| frantabulous Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. |
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| frantabulous i am not following @haripakorss, so why am i receiving their updates? Twitter, don't make me break up with you. |
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| frantabulous @ashleykay801 He's only 35 pounds but looks like a beast in this pic! : ) |
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| frantabulous This 1,000 degree weather is a great excuse for frozen yogurt. |
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| frantabulous @grocergirl happy barkday to your pup! |
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| frantabulous @tinglestick Shiba Inu! : ) |
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| frantabulous This is why we're BFF. |
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| frantabulous "Fuck Corgis. Your dogs are so much more exotic. You should tell everyone to fuck off." |
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| frantabulous I get irrationally angry when people see pictures of my dogs and think they're Corgis. My best friend consoles me by writing in an email... |
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| frantabulous @Amandemic How dare they? All hail the Queen! Happy Birthday! : ) |
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| frantabulous @dailycoyote that was awesome! |
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| frantabulous @Amandemic get out of my head! I thought the same thing about an hour ago! Say no more, mon amore... |
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| frantabulous Zero. Point. Zero. |
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| frantabulous Yawning. Waiting. Breathing. |
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| frantabulous @perpstu Speaking of things reappearing from the great beyond... : ) |
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| frantabulous Someone posted a reply to the photo; "I remember THAT party. LOL." Huh? |
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| frantabulous And I'm holding a red solo cup, of course. |
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| frantabulous I have no recollection of this picture. I am wearing a tie-dye smock and have an enormous mole drawn on my right temple. |
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| frantabulous Reluctantly joined Facebook to reconnect with sorority sisters. Someone posted a picture of me in what I imagine is a Halloween costume? |
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