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  1. So in Oregon, if you get a ticket on a car that you don't own, you are required to pay the ticket before you are permitted to contest it.
  2. .@radven I have! God Hates Shrimp is grade-A parody. That's some serious funny right there, yo.
  3. When @ZaiahJahAriana traded in her car at a car lot last year, the salesman might've sold her old car under the table, without registration.
  4. .@ZaiahJahAriana has been getting parking tickets on a car she doesn't own. The court says "tough, pay the tickets anyway." #legalfail
  5. .@datan0de @wiredvijay True!. Link: http://bit.ly/64s6ol Poe's Law applies; to me, this site looks like parody, though I think it's serious.
  6. .@EdenFantasys I used to have a major int'l airport as a client; executive says TSA screeners see sex toys >100 times/week.
  7. The anti-gay Web site has an article bashing @TristanTaormino, complete with pic. ZOMG she is SO cute. And wicked smart. #ihaveacrush
  8. Working on the Seekrit Project, @ZaiahJahAriana stumbled on an anti-gay Web site. Fundamentalism really is indistinguishable from parody!
  9. is curled up in bed with @ZaiahJahAriana working on the Sooper Sekrit Project(tm). Working with someone else on a project is awesome!
  10. .@briandgregory Yep, the first Nite Owl did die in the original Watchmen. They actually took that out ofthe theatrical release of the movie.
  11. If God didn't want us to eat Spaghetti-Os for every meal, he wouldn't have made them SO TASTY. That's all I'm sayin'.
  12. Her: I love you. Me: I'd say "prove it," but I don't think I'm up for that right now. #reallifeconversation
  13. So what's the deal with Gone With the Wind? It's a study in privilege, racism, misogyny, and really lousy relationship skills.
  14. Mmmm, the Little Death By Chocolate! #ohmygoditssocreamy
  15. Hm. Something in @viviane212's tweets keeps making the iPhone Safari throw up an XML parse error. #twitterfail
  16. While looking at a house for sale: "The bedroom is big enough for an orgy of 12! But where will we find 4 more people?"
  17. .@mcantor <repeat> <location>following</location> <media>twitter</media> <tweet>XML is often inappropriate.</tweet> </repeat>
  18. .@TheDarklady But it's so much more! There's a philosophy about the meaning of tentacle rape, the internal vs. external struggle, courage...
  19. .@CurvaceousDee Yay! You might like the new Sooper Sekrit Project(tm) we're working on too!
  20. .@queenohearts I didn't even notice they changed the NyQuil formula! Behold my powers of observation.