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  1. Delete bad old address from iPhone contacts and Mail still suggests it. Solutions: factory reset or jailbreak. Really? http://j.mp/4FK4Rj
  2. Last Thanksgiving's hotel had Will Ferrell and the Jonas Brothers. This one had Jorge Posada. I'm excited about next year already.
  3. My wife is currently doing her "OMG I just met my favorite Yankee ever!" dance. ;-)
  4. I'm thankful for my party of five.
  5. On vacation so I missed the #starwarsbandname meme. My contributions would have been Darth Brooks and Death Star For Wookie.
  6. I gave up on my poem. All I had was the first line "Hey, hey, hey, it's the ancient Mariner!" and the title "Fat Albatross."
  7. My 4-year-old, hearing Rihanna's S.O.S. on the radio: "Hey, this song has the same music as Tainted Love!"
  8. OH "It's all fun and games until I'm the one changing a tire in the rain."
  9. It's 6:15pm, but it feels like 11:15pm. Vacationing with 3 kids is more work than work.
  10. Vacation is going great. At breakfast buffet, they brought out fresh new cheese blintzes and I got the first ones. How cool is that?
  11. Dot matrix printer at airport is printing a never-ending print job. Sign above it: "Do NOT print anything on this until further notice!"
  12. Just started writing an epic poem. The first line is "Hey, hey, hey, it's the ancient Mariner!" You'll love the title.
  13. Tim Armstrong's "Aol." logo is part of his genius value reduction strategy. Easier to double/triple stock price when you start at 5 cents.
  14. RT @tdominey "For youth-targeted products or to express rebelliousness, use the 'Horns' background, not 'Fish'." -- AOL Corp Style Guide
  15. Listening to Owl City again. I've been told this means I am now a 12-year-old girl, but at least I'm a happy one.
  16. OH "Can we get a bigger package?"
  17. It turns out Samson's big weakness was haircuts. No way. I could have sworn it was Samsonite.
  18. If @tdrapeau, @xealot and @gavbaa all love this "Shiny Suds" shower commercial it has to be twisted, right? http://j.mp/2pQGzY
  19. At Chuck E. Cheese's for a kids party. Just saw a video of Chuck and his band doing Squeeze's "Hourglass." Wow. Chuck E. Squeeze.
  20. Bought 4 Star Wars books for our kids' friend's birthday today. One was written by legendary ComicMix/GrimJack author John Ostrander. Cool!