frankchu
- The fireworks this year near the bay bridge should be troldronically impressive.11:45 AM Jul 1st from web
- Very honored so many people came out for my garage sa...charity event. I wonder if I'd be taken seriously if I start wearing shorts.8:08 PM Jun 29th from Power Twitter
- All of the 12 Galaxies convened, and declared yesterday "Universal MJ Day". It was a resprillostastic moment for everyone in attendance.10:29 PM Jun 26th from Power Twitter
- Just learned of a trolportonic site from @mat: http://acme.com/chumaker/. It's captripilitus nonsense, but I appreciate the tributations.4:28 PM Apr 23rd from Power Twitter
- Home late again - weather has the tourists out in force. Little do they know that the heat is a punishment for our Golgrific Morfications.2:20 AM Apr 21st from web
- Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes yesterday. Like most of you probably, I grow more ratsgrotetical every year at this time. Sigh.9:58 AM Mar 26th from Power Twitter
- In 11 of the 12 Galaxies, March Madness has a completely different meaning. Let's just say that February is big for vaccinations there.12:36 PM Mar 18th from Power Twitter
- Thinking of quitting smoking. It's hindering my battle with the cadriatronical impulsives, plus the chicks don't like it.1:52 PM Mar 16th from Power Twitter
- Yesterday, a young boy asked me what rexroprillistic meant. Sheesh. So much for no child left behind.3:44 PM Feb 10th from Power Twitter
- @lavidalibre Sorry I missed you. I was at Market and Powell for most of the day. I'm the one with the sign.3:40 PM Feb 10th from Power Twitter
- The witrogillions of populations are involved in ABC's plan for raxprojrenical netcasts. Also, I got some new shades.10:52 AM Jan 19th from Power Twitter
- SF weather is making it difficult to choose between my windbreaker and my regular jacket. 11 of the 12 don't care (thanks Xenum Galaxy!)12:40 AM Jan 17th from Power Twitter
- New sign references 'feckrowillions' of populations. Don't get freaked out - it's not that much more than a google.2:00 AM Jan 4th from web
- Finally retired my Christmas sign. It led with 'Amulfications of Adeste Fideles Laeti Triumphantes', thanks to your votes.1:58 AM Jan 4th from web
- Thinking of rewriting sign for Christmas: 1) Amulfications of Adeste Fidelis
Laeti Triumphantes or 2) Tannenbaum
Wie Treu Remifaculations?10:34 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from web
- The tourists in Union Square are getting tough. Today I had to do the 'make Washington's head a mushroom' dollar bill trick to get a crowd.1:32 PM Dec 6th, 2008 from web
- People who wear vests upset me. Not, like, more than soldoric remacifications or anything, but it is a pet peeve nonetheless.5:30 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from web
- I think I'll visit the Light Up America tour this weekend. Tommy Chong went with my to the 7th Galaxy once. Man we got hiiiiiigh....7:37 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from web
- @N5PRE It's in production. But, Steve Jobs is guilty of nonprovrenical emancemations, so it's unlikely it will ever see the light of day.2:26 PM Nov 19th, 2008 from web in reply to N5PRE
- Until the destruction of the Gorgon galaxy, I was cast to be in Wall-E. My agent was was just about to sweet talk that asshole Stanton. Sigh11:57 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
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- Name Fake Frank Chu
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Bio 75,000 Galaxies - Vodroprenevenkum
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