frankchu
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A person on the Muni just yelled, "Hey, it's the Asian Waldo" at me. Clever. Like I've never heard THAT orgrothorpic malacious crap before.
10:50 AM Nov 14th
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Was standing at the Castro BART today when someone handed me a Scientology pamphlet. Wow, are those guys are transmorphically incongruous.
1:42 PM Nov 5th
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I recently discovered that Twitter is not actually a rolgrornic malfrestration. Boy do I have galectoplasma on my face...
8:34 PM Nov 1st
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Was offered a Kindle today outside Montgomery Bart. I was tempted, but remembered that George W. Bush reads souls through it. No thanks...
10:42 PM Jul 15th
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The fireworks this year near the bay bridge should be troldronically impressive.
11:45 AM Jul 1st
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Very honored so many people came out for my garage sa...charity event. I wonder if I'd be taken seriously if I start wearing shorts.
8:08 PM Jun 29th
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All of the 12 Galaxies convened, and declared yesterday "Universal MJ Day". It was a resprillostastic moment for everyone in attendance.
10:29 PM Jun 26th
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Just learned of a trolportonic site from @: It's captripilitus nonsense, but I appreciate the tributations.
4:28 PM Apr 23rd
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Home late again - weather has the tourists out in force. Little do they know that the heat is a punishment for our Golgrific Morfications.
2:20 AM Apr 21st
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Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes yesterday. Like most of you probably, I grow more ratsgrotetical every year at this time. Sigh.
9:58 AM Mar 26th
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In 11 of the 12 Galaxies, March Madness has a completely different meaning. Let's just say that February is big for vaccinations there.
12:36 PM Mar 18th
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Thinking of quitting smoking. It's hindering my battle with the cadriatronical impulsives, plus the chicks don't like it.
1:52 PM Mar 16th
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Yesterday, a young boy asked me what rexroprillistic meant. Sheesh. So much for no child left behind.
3:44 PM Feb 10th
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@ Sorry I missed you. I was at Market and Powell for most of the day. I'm the one with the sign.
3:40 PM Feb 10th
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The witrogillions of populations are involved in ABC's plan for raxprojrenical netcasts. Also, I got some new shades.
10:52 AM Jan 19th
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SF weather is making it difficult to choose between my windbreaker and my regular jacket. 11 of the 12 don't care (thanks Xenum Galaxy!)
12:40 AM Jan 17th
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New sign references 'feckrowillions' of populations. Don't get freaked out - it's not that much more than a google.
2:00 AM Jan 4th
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Finally retired my Christmas sign. It led with 'Amulfications of Adeste Fideles Laeti Triumphantes', thanks to your votes.
1:58 AM Jan 4th
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Thinking of rewriting sign for Christmas: 1) Amulfications of Adeste Fidelis
Laeti Triumphantes or 2) Tannenbaum
Wie Treu Remifaculations?
10:34 PM Dec 19th, 2008
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The tourists in Union Square are getting tough. Today I had to do the 'make Washington's head a mushroom' dollar bill trick to get a crowd.
1:32 PM Dec 6th, 2008
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- Name Fake Frank Chu
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Bio 75,000 Galaxies - Vodroprenevenkum
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