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frankbeaton

Too many of my friends have novels out! 43 minutes ago via web
@rstevens As a fellow typography nerd, I appreciated that strip. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to rstevens
The neighbor kids are literally just running up and down the sidewalk and screaming. For fun. I hate them. about 4 hours ago via web
If you install a glasspack on your car, you deserve to die alone. about 4 hours ago via web
@lindabot Tit-lift Groupon? about 4 hours ago via web
@joeharris Can't wait to read it! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to joeharris
@jillybeaton @graemem And then we got married! #awwwww about 5 hours ago via web in reply to jillybeaton
Prose before hos about 7 hours ago via web
BillCorbett If Hitler was on Twitter he'd tag everything "#justsayin." about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by frankbeaton and 236 others
Adverbs. Horrible things. about 21 hours ago via web
If I listen to all the music on THE VAMPIRE DIARIES, will it make me young again? I bet it will. about 22 hours ago via web
@xtop Bummer. I actually had hope for that one. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to xtop
@seavixen13 @sdavidjohnson Sober as a deacon, I'm afraid. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to seavixen13
@ruckawriter Two words: children's book. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to ruckawriter
@SDavidJohnson Pilot wasn't bad. It is to TWILIGHT as TRUE BLOOD is to BUFFY. But, you know, without Anna Paquin's nipples in every scene. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to SDavidJohnson
I bet even the caterer on this show is hot. #vampirediaries #cw #smokyeye about 23 hours ago via web
I know it's inherent in the "Diaries" part of the title, but I really hope this voiceover doesn't continue through the whole series. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Whoa you guys this CW show has a black person on it??? about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I'm watching THE VAMPIRE DIARIES pilot because I'll probably like it and I don't care what you think anyway shut up about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Kerry_McC It's awesome. They put your ass in twilight sleep, and next thing you know you're being driven home and everything's done. 2:57 PM May 29th via web in reply to Kerry_McC

Name Frank Beaton
Location Portland, OR
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Bio Writer, web guy, TV watcher, pater familias. Myers-Briggs: ISFP. Alignment: Neutral-Good. Posture: needs work. Eyebrows: always look like that.