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frankbeaton

  1. Too many of my friends have novels out!
  2. @rstevens As a fellow typography nerd, I appreciated that strip.
  3. The neighbor kids are literally just running up and down the sidewalk and screaming. For fun. I hate them.
  4. If you install a glasspack on your car, you deserve to die alone.
  5. @lindabot Tit-lift Groupon?
  6. @joeharris Can't wait to read it!
  7. @jillybeaton @graemem And then we got married! #awwwww
  8. Prose before hos
  9. Adverbs. Horrible things.
  10. If I listen to all the music on THE VAMPIRE DIARIES, will it make me young again? I bet it will.
  11. @xtop Bummer. I actually had hope for that one.
  12. @seavixen13 @sdavidjohnson Sober as a deacon, I'm afraid.
  13. @ruckawriter Two words: children's book.
  14. @SDavidJohnson Pilot wasn't bad. It is to TWILIGHT as TRUE BLOOD is to BUFFY. But, you know, without Anna Paquin's nipples in every scene.
  15. I bet even the caterer on this show is hot. #vampirediaries #cw #smokyeye
  16. I know it's inherent in the "Diaries" part of the title, but I really hope this voiceover doesn't continue through the whole series.
  17. Whoa you guys this CW show has a black person on it???
  18. I'm watching THE VAMPIRE DIARIES pilot because I'll probably like it and I don't care what you think anyway shut up
  19. @Kerry_McC It's awesome. They put your ass in twilight sleep, and next thing you know you're being driven home and everything's done.