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On a crowded train, I try to pick the least disgusting person to sit next to. Today I am unsuccessful.about 13 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Dude, you chose to sit next to me with all these empty seats. Quit fidgeting like there's no room. Oh, & I can hear you breathing.2:55 PM Nov 19thfrom UberTwitter
Walked 20 minute to get H1N1 vaccine just to be told there are only 50 available. Do the math...there are a lot more than 50 peeps in NYC.10:40 AM Nov 19thfrom UberTwitter
This woman has eaten about 3 chicken wraps while reading a tabloid magazine. I don't know which is grosser.3:39 PM Nov 18thfrom UberTwitter
Couple shouting on the phone ab buying a Benz and the country club...we get it, you have money. But apparently no class.5:30 AM Nov 18thfrom UberTwitter
Things I Notice ab People: Sometimes, they don't ask how you are. Just dive right into their own lives barely pausing for breath.11:16 AM Nov 17thfrom web
