franconachapman
- What does it say about me that I found out Billy Mays died, and thought, "I have GOT to get on Twitter!"11:16 AM Jun 28th from web
- mmm-bop-ba-do-be-dop-ba-doo-wop-ba-doo-be-dop-ba-do-wop-big-top-ba-doo. YEAH YEAH!. You're welcome.8:21 PM Jun 18th from web
- Now that Twitter has become more mainstream, I'm struggling to find a place to score under-age chicks again.8:54 AM Jun 13th from web
- It may be raining, but there's a rainbow above you. #GayDonHenleyLines9:44 PM May 29th from web
- Advertising is to marketing as passing is to football. Looks real cool, but defense wins championships.5:35 PM May 29th from web
- remember how I lost the keys, and you lost more than that in my backseat baby?11:33 AM May 10th from web
- Prepare to lose an entire day here: http://www.sporcle.com/8:10 PM May 5th from web
- I just have a real problem Kentucky Fried Chicken Grilled Chicken as a title.5:47 PM May 5th from web
- @LidMo not in a garbage can yet!!!5:46 PM May 5th from web in reply to LidMo
- OH: Hey! I saw you at the Britney Spears concert!! Said to a 36-year-old man. Okay, it was me. So not really OH. Still creepy, though.9:03 PM May 4th from web
- Avian Flu, Swine Flu, Mad Cow. I can't wait for Feline Syphilis to hit!8:36 PM May 4th from web
- So people are cancelling trips to Mexico for swine flu, but not drug wars. I love America!6:01 PM May 3rd from web
- I've sickened more people than swine flu.5:51 PM May 3rd from web
- Bea Arthur is dead. And @Mike_FTW has a black background.1:04 AM Apr 26th from web
- I was following 94. Now it's 92. 2 blocked me, and I don't know who. So you must have been irrelevant. So fuck you. Irrelevant bastards.12:55 AM Apr 26th from web
- I had wit, briefly. Gone now. I traded it for a job.12:53 AM Apr 26th from web
- Safeway makes good roasted chicken. KFC does not. The world is just so wrong.6:58 PM Apr 25th from web
- Dear Domino's: Thank you for the large unlimited topping death pizza. My will is in the filing cabinet.6:41 PM Apr 23rd from web
- @feliciaday Wear a T-Shirt that says "Brought my own twelve-sided die" and they will come.10:53 AM Apr 19th from web in reply to feliciaday
- I can spend a lot of time here laughing: http://www.werealotlikeyou....10:21 AM Apr 19th from web
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- Name Casey Chapman
- Location Seattle, WA
- Web http://opticynici...
- Bio My mind is an iPod set on random, sometimes. And sometimes it's an easy-bake oven.
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