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  1. Dream Chasing: Read my blog! http://opticynicism.blogspot.com/
  2. No, no, you look great, really! So, been pretty much eating Twinkies since college, huh?
  3. Brutus was the Johnny Damon of Caesar's Senate. What, too soon?
  4. There is a good chance I'll camp out for this:http://www.hulu.com/watch/92778/movie-trailers-zombieland---redband
  5. Romance: "Seahawks in 55 minutes. Wanna, um..." "What will we do for the other 54?"
  6. Today is the tenth anniversary of the last time I had Mad Dog 20/20. Salud!
  7. I for one am devastated at Nickels' loss. I was hoping we could get more homelessness and traffic congestion with worse emergency services.
  8. Knowing she's from Mississippi, I probably should have foreseen the "tall assed mocha" incident.
  9. Bringing you more timesavers: http://www.onfocus.com/eat_generator.php
  10. I'm not gonna lie. This is awesome! http://bit.ly/ylffp
  11. I don't know the meaning of life, but it probably involves flank steak and baby-back ribs.
  12. In-Depth Analysis: http://opticynicism.blogspot.com/
  13. Aw, they got engaged. It's so cute when they're all young and full of, you know, hope and stuff.
  14. How many times will Sportscasters correct themselves when calling an Eagles game "A real dog-fight" this year?
  15. Andy Reid: "With the arrest and all, he feels like a son to me."
  16. @girlarsonist One of my favorite books about restauranting.
  17. This little bout of gas is so bad, it makes me wish I still shared a room with my brother.
  18. Someday, someone is going to have the balls to hire me for an idea, and run with it.
  19. @califmom Go to the gym, but spend every evening talking about "Lance," from the gym. Then say Lance during sex. That'll teach him.
  20. The reason Jesus had 12 disciples is 8 position players and a four man rotation. Jesus was a closer.