francescajuel
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I just found a HUMAN TOOTH on my lounge room floor. Someone needs to come forward and claim it before I get put in a straitjacket
about 1 hour ago
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@ thanks for implying I have autism. I know what sarcasm is, Lola L90 robot. I came pre-programmed for your convenience
about 3 hours ago
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I love waking up to a topless Bianca Balti
about 6 hours ago
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It's 3:15 Tuesday morning and i'm watching DVDs and eating salty chippies dipped in ice cream. This is real living
about 12 hours ago
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@ that was extremely rude. Shakespeare was right, "the L90 skank doth protest too much"
about 13 hours ago
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I wish I lived in this Austrian library
about 22 hours ago
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A group of Macedonian men gathered around a dinner table bears a striking resemblance to Stonehenge
7:17 PM Dec 13th
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RT @: American TED Talk audiences never laugh at the English people's jokes.
5:55 PM Dec 13th
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Guilt is the hilt of the knife that we use on ourselves, and love is often the blade; but it’s worry that keeps the knife sharp
12:32 AM Dec 13th
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@ I have noticed that too... I'm worried about my mental state
11:00 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to MarloPerry
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- Megan Fox, vitamin D & vaginas in the half shell
10:49 PM Dec 12th
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- spending quality time with 3 of my favourite children
4:36 PM Dec 12th
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I have now met 3 people that think Fight Club is about fighting
9:44 PM Dec 11th
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Discovery channel's "Anatomy of a Shark Bite" - incredible! The real footage is fascinatingly disturbing
4:21 PM Dec 11th
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WARNING! DO NOT READ ON IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED: I am in love with the greatest man in the history of the universe xxx
4:40 AM Dec 11th
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I like to dissect girls. Did you know i'm utterly insane?
2:59 AM Dec 11th
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Eating warm, soft cookies fresh out of the oven. OH YES TAKE ME NOW
9:48 PM Dec 10th
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@ for sure... @ is keen on Ryan's Bar this arvo. This scares me, quite frankly
7:46 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to hannahlaw
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@ I would love that- with or without Rick
7:45 PM Dec 10th
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in reply to daniellarahme
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@ oh no! Did Tahrs & Court give blood anyway? I will come with you on another day if you go again!
3:24 PM Dec 10th
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- Name Francesca Willis
- Location Australia
- Bio I frequently swim long distances in the open ocean because I am afraid of sharks.
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