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"Mommy my 'fravorite' part of the night was watching fireworks." --the 5 y.o., while pooping in the bathroom adjoining my home office8:04 PM Jul 4thfrom web
I will never be a favrd superstar, but damn, I love you people who star my "jokes."4:26 PM Jul 4thfrom web
I'm being swarmed by Guster fans like the undead on a shopping mall. I like them, I swear! Just not after ovulating! ::pumps shotgun::4:00 PM Jul 4thfrom web