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  1. I saw a shirt that read "I'm a PC." I would like a shirt that reads "I Am the 700 Hobo Names You Requested." 10:46 AM Dec 19th from Brizzly
  2. Does being fun to say = being fun to do? http://bit.ly/8HCzqP 11:42 AM Dec 17th from Brizzly
  3. @robertpopper Downtown Owl by Klosterman (my fave this year) 9:01 PM Dec 16th from Brizzly in reply to robertpopper
  4. Caspar Babypants = Awesome. Would listen to live concert while working again. 11:15 AM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  5. @darington So pretty! 6:23 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly in reply to darington
  6. At the checkout at the Indian store, stocking up on ready meals for lunch. Checkout guy: "All ready meals? Is that good for health?" 11:19 AM Dec 14th from txt
  7. Today's name that pays: Winston Groovy! http://bit.ly/63J63b 1:35 PM Dec 13th from Brizzly
  8. @tonymillionaire Polymer gel crystals, sometimes used in potting soil to retain water. Fun to play with! 6:41 PM Dec 12th from Brizzly in reply to tonymillionaire
  9. Spotted: guy using library computer to make freeway begging sign. What do I win??? 11:32 AM Dec 11th from Brizzly
  10. Did she mean eschatalogical or scatalogical? Wait, do I really want to know? 11:03 AM Dec 11th from Brizzly
  11. @navagatio Oh man, me too. Can we find some sort of vegetable restaurant instead? 10:10 PM Dec 10th from Brizzly in reply to navagatio
  12. <Fogey>Back in my day, silence = death and we didn't come out till college!</fogey> 11:35 AM Dec 10th from txt
  13. @dawnoftheread Mostly babies hate socks. (I've seen babies desperately removing them.) 7:13 PM Dec 9th from Brizzly in reply to dawnoftheread
  14. @VirginiaCorbett Orange bitters! Or Torani lemon syrup. 8:30 PM Dec 7th from Brizzly in reply to VirginiaCorbett
  15. Why I love teen services, part eleventy: http://bit.ly/5Bk02J (because you can almost see a smile on one) 8:23 PM Dec 7th from Brizzly
  16. Microwave pork rinds: scored! 1:39 PM Dec 6th from txt
  17. Heard IMs as Iambs, wish IMs were so poetic. 10:14 AM Dec 4th from txt
  18. Troglodyte Rebellion would be a good punk band name. 10:09 AM Dec 4th from txt
  19. @dawnoftheread Bathroom directions asked, person unfamiliar with the concept of the library (you have books here?!?!?!) 6:40 PM Dec 2nd from Brizzly in reply to dawnoftheread
  20. Meeting scheduled in a hospital meeting room: HYPNOBIRTHING! 6:20 PM Dec 1st from txt