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  1. So North Korean! I didn't watch with the sound on, but wow! Be sure to read the article and comments, too. http://bit.ly/9SikX
  2. Holding firm in refusing flair before marching in the parade.
  3. I watched the most awesome vampire movie last night! While I was asleep. (Missed the credits, so you can't reserve it on dream Netflix)
  4. I can't look at the news item because it could never live up to the headline: "Boy eaten by lake bacteria wants ice cream"
  5. @darington Nope, but someday I must start a holiday for novelty shirts. So many good ones there today. (Got a Pokemon USA inc polo)
  6. Polo shirt at the thrift store, embroidered with Nestle: Ammonia Audit Excellence, 2006. Tragically, too big for me.
  7. Dear Red Robin, maybe don't have the minor wait IN THE BAR for his takeout order? Just a thought.
  8. @Glinner y
  9. Weights & Measures Division, NIST, says 1 Tbsp is 15 ml.
  10. Dear @ambaum - http://www.meatcards.com/
  11. The "you're too stinky to stay in the library" speech never gets easier to give.
  12. Wind has deposited all the mylar confetti on one end of the pitch, looks like the carpet after preschool glitter project. #Sounders
  13. Hey! I just got a postcard from @bcompton ! I have only seen dolphins in the aquarium, where I was upset by dolphin boners.
  14. Possibly the Ur cartoon bomb? A globe bomb from the Haymarket trial: http://bit.ly/jZrXC
  15. @TheCerebralOwl Arg! That Ramona Quimby haircut just killed me with cuteness!
  16. @nukegirl Was going to say only after you buy me a drink, but the one I just saw would be pretty danged hard to act out.
  17. @darington Only after you buy me a drink.
  18. Cute guys should not have been born in '87. #dirtyoldlibrarian
  19. I see many entertaining names in my work with the public, but feel constrained by privacy issues from repeating them.
  20. Good podcast this week: Comedy and Everything Else, guest Patton Oswalt. It was very inspiring.