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  1. Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!4:00 PM Jul 9th from web
  2. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.12:32 PM Jul 7th from web
  3. I think I bent my wookie.6:00 AM Jul 7th from web
  4. my cats breath smells like cat food1:11 PM Jul 6th from web
  5. Celebs die in threes, Ed McMahon, MJ, and Farrah, Billy Mays threw in the fourth one ABSOLUTELY FREE!1:34 PM Jul 2nd from web
  6. Happy Canada Day, fellow Canadians! Love that bacon I mean ham. C'mon it is ham.10:56 AM Jul 1st from web
  7. RT Upset about Michael Jackson. The 13 yr. old in me still loved him. The 37 yr. old me wanted to see him complete his transformation.10:28 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFon
  8. What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!1:49 PM Jun 25th from web
  9. Stop hating: Jon and Kate owe it to humanity to sleep around because they're so fucking fertile. (via @michaelianblack)7:29 PM Jun 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to michaelianblack
  10. http://ping.fm/rQelW I'm so there.8:43 AM Jun 10th from Ping.fm
  11. Wild eyes, a sweaty upper lip, a collection of twitches and tics.1:35 PM Jun 5th from Ping.fm
  12. Cherish tenderly the memory of our heroic dead. A11:31 AM May 25th from Twitterrific
  13. I'm on a routine expedition to the kitchen.8:48 AM May 25th from Twitterrific
  14. Sweet cotton candy chickens on Land of the lost http://yfrog.com/5g1kuj8:37 AM May 25th from Twitterrific
  15. I love my country, but fear my government9:59 AM May 19th from Ping.fm
  16. I thought I was being followed by a paid assassin. Turns out he's only a volunteer.1:09 PM May 15th from Ping.fm
  17. Play me off keyboard cat.9:03 AM May 8th from Twitterrific
  18. @jruggiero added you I got an answer to my question. Going to crowd source questions there more often.12:46 PM May 7th from TwitterFon in reply to jruggiero
  19. @jruggiero hey I just went to mahalo to ask a question and yours is on the front page cool! http://www.mahalo.com/answers7:23 AM May 7th from TwitterFon in reply to jruggiero
  20. @funkplex Somalia? naw the cap'n don't eat raw eggs.7:12 AM May 7th from TwitterFon in reply to funkplex
  • Name Michael Powell
  • Location Pierpont, West Virginia
  • Web http://admiralcru...
  • Bio Left the pettiness of the tech industry to enjoy the pettiness of the lumber industry.
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