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Fozziebare

  1. Do you think @PeterLaBarbera hates gays because his first name means penis and his last name means 60s outer space vixen? @DeanB15 7 minutes ago via Echofon in reply to DeanB15
  2. Then I'm screwed. RT @insideoutcast: @Fozziebare I think the Stockholm Syndrome depends on whether or not the kidnappers have doughnuts 38 minutes ago via TweetDeck
  3. I'm so scared of falling victim to Stockholm Syndrome if I'm ever kidnapped that I do daily reminders not to fall for it. #CrazyTweet 39 minutes ago via Echofon
  4. @thedarkhours O yea. I was actually really disappointed when they broke up They're perfect for each other: tall, weird, oddly sexy. about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck in reply to thedarkhours
  5. We need to put a moratorium on the montage scene of trying to hire a nanny. "Do you drug test?" "I just got out of a cult." "I'm fat!" about 2 hours ago via Echofon
  6. George brought me some lotion back from London. The lotion's label says it was made in Steamboat Springboat Springs, CO. Still imported. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
  7. The CDC issued a statement that there is no zombie virus going around. SRSLY pinterest.com/pin/1811292162… about 5 hours ago via Pinterest
  8. I just sent One Million Moms an action alert: You should too onemillionmoms.com twitter.com/Fozziebare/sta… about 5 hours ago via web
  9. Stop it Jason Mraz! Just stop it! Go back to wearing douchey hats and singing upbeat songs that don't suck so much. about 6 hours ago via Echofon
  10. I think the guy who delivered McDonalds to Samantha and complimented her ass on an ep of Sex and the City is on this train. #Starstruck! about 6 hours ago via Echofon
  11. @astoehr that's a pretty good idea but I think it's spoiled before it's made: the snake did it. about 6 hours ago via Echofon in reply to astoehr
  12. @designhazards Plus his one weakness is wood. about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to designhazards
  13. @ariq I can get away with those things too because I'm half racist. about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ariq
  14. @ariq That's racist! (Just so you know "racist" means "funny" in my culture). about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ariq
  15. Why is a married couple living in Antarctica anyway? RT @HuffingtonPost: Cop shoots wife where the sun don't shine huff.to/KxjjtQ about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
  16. Saw a hot guy walking into a modeling agency wearing a Yale t-shirt. I hope that was 2nd hand. Hate to think he wasted money when he's hot. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
  17. @xtopher1974 Or a regular change of sheets if you're a hooker. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to xtopher1974
  18. @resalequeen Actually it WAS a Bulldog. That was either a really good guess or another sign of your longterm stalking. @mylomook77 about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to resalequeen