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And me, as soon as I set down my booze. about 2 hours ago from web
Also, some old dude fell in the snowy street at a (typically busy) intersection. Guess who was there to help? US Post office employee!!! about 2 hours ago from web
I've been playing in the snow! ... well, taking photos and walking around for the last few hours. Photos will be posted soon. about 2 hours ago from web
@honeebrown I'm going to scout the area in a little (i.e, take some photos), so I'll keep you updated on possible locations :) about 6 hours ago from web in reply to honeebrown
Also, every time I think of blizzard... I think of WarCraft. about 7 hours ago from web
Is it possible to build a snow fort on the National Mall? about 7 hours ago from web
RT @JasonWalther: No one deals with a snowstorm better than an agoraphobe. "Oh no, I have to stay inside today! How am I going to cope?" about 7 hours ago from web
Also, is one bottle of wine too much for one person? Speaking as a sober person, of course. about 20 hours ago from web
It's snowing!!! about 20 hours ago from web
I hate to say this, but I have to go grocery shopping - pray for me. I hope they still have booze. 1:04 PM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget
@whatagrandworld Also, if you want some seriously good mac n cheese, hit up @eatonville 11:11 AM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget in reply to whatagrandworld
@whatagrandworld Clearly! That mac n cheese has some serious game! I'll keep that in mind when I'm looking for a wing-"food" 11:11 AM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget in reply to whatagrandworld
Flabbergasted! RT @whatagrandworld: Holy sweet baby jesus, I want to make love to this mac 'n cheese and have it's babies. 10:41 AM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget
@JasonWalther Dude... a little warning would have been helpful! Especially when the boss walks by and goes, "Oh, what's that!" 9:14 AM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget in reply to JasonWalther
"Our contributors are bold enough to ignore divisive topics, but sensible enough to admit they don’t care about the answers" BS Network 9:03 AM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget
As part of the Brazen Slacker Network http://trunc.it/46mng ,that vote calls my slacking into question... !!! @dmbosstone 9:01 AM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget
I’m voting for @dmbosstone’s post in the #Brazen Careerist #bestof 2009 contest: http://bit.ly/2sDauw @dmbosstone 8:57 AM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget
Name your favorite dinosaur - if you 'believe' in such things. Me, I like the Carchardodontosaurus. It just sounds cool. 7:36 AM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget
It's supposed to snow tonight!?! Fitting, I suppose, since I just bought Orhan Pamuk's 'The Museum Of Innocence" ... nom nom nom lit nom 7:25 AM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget
You know what I'm doing tonight? NOTHING! Just food, booze, and relaxation! 6:02 AM Dec 18th from TwitterGadget