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fostersfunny

  1. This even is JAM PACKED with comedy being beamed into your eyeballs. Turn on @comedyon4 from the hour of 9 to experience the good times. about 2 hours ago via HootSuite
  2. It means an absolute storm of funniness coming your way. We're excited, you're excited, it's all really quite exciting. about 2 hours ago via HootSuite
  3. It's only flippin' Friday! You know what that means, don't you? about 2 hours ago via HootSuite
  4. RT @bigboyler: Now 3 years have passed, I can confirm that I was one of the Jurors on the curious case of Benjamin Button. I voted guilty. about 19 hours ago via HootSuite
  5. @thewritertype We're a little concerned. about 22 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to thewritertype
  6. How giant? RT @adzchaos: This Jubilee Weekennd I'll be Drinking Fosters from my GIANT glass :D @fostersfunny about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
  7. Sounds like a plan. RT @nikmlatham93: @fostersfunny drink.food.music.PARTY and probably a kids paddling pool about 23 hours ago via HootSuite
  8. Looking forward to the long weekend? The best jubilee party ideas get a retweet and our unequalled respect. about 24 hours ago via HootSuite
  9. The most painful 9 minutes you'll see today. RT @thepoke: Fail compilation. May 2012. thepoke.co.uk/2012/05/30/fai… 7:04 AM May 30th via HootSuite
  10. RT @comedyon4: 33 perfectly timed pictures ow.ly/beWyj via @boredpanda #20pastthehour 6:53 AM May 30th via HootSuite
  11. RT @octoberjones: KILLED WASP WITH NEWSPAPER. "SMILE. YOU'RE ON THE FRONT PAGE". Wasp: Awesome quip dude. It's an honour to be killed by you 4:08 AM May 30th via HootSuite
  12. What do we reckon? RT @keefygrimm: if i got the fosters logo tattoo'd on my ample beer gut, would i be more appealing to the lady types?? 12:57 AM May 30th via HootSuite
  13. This is our favourite animal related news story of the day. ow.ly/bdxW7 (From @MetroUK ) 8:03 AM May 29th via HootSuite
  14. Be a role model for the less muscular man. RT @russell_kane: Can I get away with sleeveless t-shirt? I have no guns, mere pistols. 6:06 AM May 29th via HootSuite
  15. RT @andiosho: Stewardess: have you got ur FRICKIN seatbelt on?! Me: yeah but what's with the shouting? Stewardess: I'm doing a cross check 6:00 AM May 29th via HootSuite
  16. We love it too. Brilliant. RT @huffpostukcom: Love this. Goal celebrations (with After Effects) huff.to/LDJP0E 4:32 AM May 29th via HootSuite
  17. Also if anyone has a really long extension lead that might come in useful. 1:46 AM May 29th via HootSuite
  18. You bring some tables and chairs, we'll bring the good times. It'll work a treat. 1:41 AM May 29th via HootSuite
  19. Taking the office outside anyone? 1:40 AM May 29th via HootSuite
  20. RT @tonycowards: A man just carried me over the road, I’m genuinely moved. 8:57 AM May 28th via HootSuite
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