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  1. "AAARRRRGGGGHHH" is tired. Try spicing your attacks up with a mischevious "Rrraaaauuuugghhh" or the always intriguing "Gggggglllluuuuhhhhh." 6:20 AM Nov 30th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Great deals on delicious trampled crowds, today only! Brb. 7:28 AM Nov 27th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  3. My dream is to go to Mars & chomp on all the aliens. One small bite for zombies, one giant mouthful of humanoid flesh for me. 8:26 AM Nov 21st, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Protip: intestines make a lovely mid-brain palate cleanser. 7:11 AM Nov 20th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Dream interpretation fact: if zombies show up in your nightmares it means you're good in bed. 10:37 AM Nov 17th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  6. How everything goes to hell during a zombie apocalypse: http://tinyurl.com/ya2e2bc (via @jimdanko) 7:32 AM Nov 17th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  7. A priest and a zombie walk into a bar. The zombie eats the priest. Haha! 12:13 PM Nov 16th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  8. All zombie jokes have the same punchline. For example: What did the blonde say to the zombie? Nothing. He ate her first. 11:39 AM Nov 16th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Your mom's so fat, an entire horde of zombies couldn't finish eating her. Haha, just kidding, we totally did. 1:25 PM Nov 14th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Eyeballs: the other white meat. 10:09 AM Nov 14th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  11. What we lack in speed we make up for in I'M EATING YOUR FACE NOW. 1:51 PM Nov 13th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  12. The only thing zombies have to fear is fear itself. And starving. And flamethrowers. 11:05 AM Nov 13th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Zombies don't give a shit about calories. 8:01 AM Nov 13th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  14. An inspirational mantra for you to repeat in the mirror today: "Brains. Brains. Brains. I'm a pretty princess. Brains." 6:32 AM Nov 13th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Remember: you have the advantage because humans will give up as soon as they lose just one limb or internal organ. 6:29 AM Nov 13th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Not sure how to get to the delicious brains? When in doubt, go for the eye sockets. Nice and mushy. 11:16 AM Nov 9th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  17. When you're chasing a human, remember: just keep chasing. Yeah. There you go. Good job. 11:08 AM Nov 9th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name For Zombies Inc.
  • Location 6 feet under
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  • Bio I like BRRRAAAIIINNNSSSS. And you can too! Flesh-eating advice for the knowledge-hungry zombie.
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