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  1. An INK-LING? Sure -- TAKE one!! Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS?? 3:57 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
  2. Never reveal your best argument. 2:57 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
  3. You can now buy more gates with less specifications than at any other time in history. -- Kenneth Parker 1:57 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
  4. Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened -- Winston Chur ... ... 12:57 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
  5. I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field. -- Casey Stengel 11:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  6. How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else. -- R. Buckminster Fuller 10:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  7. Harris's Lament: All the good ones are taken. 9:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  8. Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. 8:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  9. "I have a bone to pick, and a few to break." -- Anonymous 7:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  10. Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not. -- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark", stardate 3196.1 6:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  11. The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once -- Jane Bryant ... ... 5:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  12. <Tarzan> hey did you fall off your pirch or something? <knghtbrd> me? heh. 4:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  13. <Overfiend> lilo: well then, you are probably a responsible thinker Welcome to a very small club. <lilo> Overfi ... ... 3:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  14. The co-locator cannot verify the frame-relay gateway to the ISDN server. 2:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  15. <ultima> netgod: My calculator has more registers than the x86, and -thats- sad 1:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  16. Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate. 12:57 AM May 16th, 2008 from web
  17. Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. -- Bill Musselman 11:57 PM May 15th, 2008 from web
  18. People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. 10:57 PM May 15th, 2008 from web
  19. <Endy> taniwha: Have you TESTED this one? :) <taniwha> Endy: of course not 9:57 PM May 15th, 2008 from web
  20. Truth is free, but information costs. 8:57 PM May 15th, 2008 from web
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