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  1. Looking for that last minute "sexy" Halloween costume this year? Well, maybe you should avoid these... http://fb.me/CUXbfHs3 3:22 PM Oct 29th, 2010 via Facebook
  2. The Expendables was so dudetacular that I needed a testosterone detox afterward. I considered watching the... http://fb.me/CTmV4WKI 10:25 AM Aug 16th, 2010 via Facebook
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  4. Just got a phone call from the guy who wrote music on the Pac-Man album I featured back in January. He didn't ask... http://fb.me/CsbEcEmA 2:26 PM Jul 28th, 2010 via Facebook
  5. We admit to being a little late to the whole sparkly vampire phenomenon. Maybe we were just trying to ignore it.... http://fb.me/Fgd2GYUz 11:31 AM Jul 23rd, 2010 via Facebook
  6. It's been a while since we had a good old-fashioned angry rant up on the site, but Baldy has brought the vitriol in... http://bit.ly/c0GTaN 2:25 PM Jun 9th, 2010 via Facebook
  7. Yeah, we've been quiet for a while. Yeah, real life has gotten in the way of frequent updates in the last month or... http://bit.ly/aowbJt 9:42 AM May 11th, 2010 via Facebook
  8. In honor of Star Wars Day (May the Fourth be with you!) http://bit.ly/9mBzRn 9:36 AM May 4th, 2010 via Facebook
  9. Combine the two greatest roles James Earl Jones ever played, and you get this: http://bit.ly/c1w2rN 10:51 AM Apr 20th, 2010 via Facebook
  10. sO what's the verdict? Does Kick-Ass kick ass? Well, the guy doing the reviewing claims to be a real-live... http://bit.ly/b8frej 11:31 AM Apr 19th, 2010 via Facebook
  11. Yeah, I know it's been 10 days since we had a site update, but we're not dead yet. http://bit.ly/9VutQ2 8:40 AM Apr 12th, 2010 via Facebook
  12. I had to watch this twice to prove to myself that they weren't joking. Nope -- ICP is dead serious about their... http://bit.ly/bbewFX 1:17 PM Apr 10th, 2010 via Facebook
  13. You got disco in my rock and roll! You got rock and roll in my disco! http://bit.ly/cdvVC2 9:07 AM Apr 2nd, 2010 via Facebook
  14. Everything I Need to Know in Life I Learned from Professional Wrestling. http://bit.ly/aDHLUo 1:07 PM Mar 22nd, 2010 via Facebook
  15. Bill Murray, Twinkies, and shotgun blasts to the face? Must be a review of... http://bit.ly/azUO3s 11:00 AM Mar 19th, 2010 via Facebook
  16. For those who'd rather listen to a couple of idiots running their mouths than read, episode 8 of the Podcast is... http://bit.ly/cv5Dh6 8:09 AM Mar 15th, 2010 via Facebook
  17. You know that Cosby Show episode where Rudy is all bummed out and goes to her room and plays the Ray Charles... http://bit.ly/cTkk8c 11:48 AM Mar 12th, 2010 via Facebook
  18. Since we're all in Corey Haim memorial mode today... http://bit.ly/d8GLcp 11:47 AM Mar 10th, 2010 via Facebook
  19. Serpentor (@iamserpentor) is now following me on Twitter. You should follow him. This...I command. http://bit.ly/aMnGCQ 8:13 AM Mar 7th, 2010 via Facebook
  20. All this week: The TARDIE AWARDS! The best and worst films and other stuff as chosen by the FTR staff. Daily... http://bit.ly/avb2lc 10:10 AM Mar 1st, 2010 via Facebook