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Is it weird to already be looking forward to Monday evening for a chance to relax?about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
@kenmears Nice view. Looks like a postcard.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kenmears
@kenmears Giirl saw pic & asked if guys normally drink pink drinks with whipped cream? Looks like somebody needs to change their tampon :)2:21 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to kenmears
Just got done watching the hot dog eating contest. Suddenly lost my appetite and no longer hungry.10:56 AM Jul 4th from web
Happy birthday USA!8:26 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
@mathguyjim Cheers!7:03 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to mathguyjim
@ShyTrbleMaker There's a ride @CaliforniaAdventures based on the movie. The finale of the ride features a door sequence, but nothing wild.10:40 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to ShyTrbleMaker
@Hawkeye_Brad what are you up to tonight?8:40 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to Hawkeye_Brad
@ShyTrbleMaker Love that movie "Kitty"...8:38 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to ShyTrbleMaker
At Victory Grill in Granite Park with an old high school buddy. #fb5:55 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
Watching "Life After People: Sin City Meltdown". Looks cool.7:15 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
At the kids end of the season t-ball pizza party. Pizza, cake, and trophies. Good times. #fb7:09 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
Beautiful night out for Ethan's campfire BBQ (for cub scouts).7:54 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
@ShyTrbleMaker Thought I saw some at Target a week or so ago.2:15 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie in reply to ShyTrbleMaker
I wish someone would give Al Sharpton a big glass of shut the fuck up. (via @fivehundy)4:42 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
Michael Jackson died? Crazy and sad...3:14 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
Thank Jeebus, I can actually see the light at the end of the workweek tunnel!9:08 AM Jun 25th from Tweetie
Happy Fathers Day to all my fellow fathers out there on the interwebs. #fb7:10 AM Jun 21st from Tweetie
@LadyGreyGin Congrats!2:15 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie in reply to LadyGreyGin
A beautiful day outside; finally got around to washing the car today. I had forgotten that the car's color was actually silver. #fb2:01 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie

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