forlornfunnies
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Getting ready to leave a rain-soaked Boston, heading down to New York. Rocketship tonight, Giant Robot tomorrow.
about 12 hours ago
from Tweetie
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Just outside Columbus. Headed toward Wholly Craft for more poop jokes and posters.
1:26 PM Nov 13th
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(Please Re-tweet, Re-post) Tonight at Quimby's in Chicago, Jay Ryan and I start our midwest/east coast tour:
11:36 AM Nov 11th
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Construction worker across the street, please stop screaming to your co-workers a la Diz from "Out of Control":
11:41 AM Nov 9th
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Secondhand Lions is FINALLY available on BluRay?! I can't piss myself fast enough! Mass e-mail from Amazon, you really get me. BFF!
6:57 AM Nov 6th
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I talk about laundry detergent, melting superheroes, and British mysteries on Marvel's web site:
1:45 PM Nov 4th
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Happy Halloween! To celebrate, here are some monster-themed (thus far unused) designs from this year and last:
4:45 PM Oct 31st
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The best thing about waking up to no sun, pouring rain, and barren trees is that you save money on your planned vacation to the Apocalypse.
4:53 AM Oct 30th
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A guy walks into a bar, says, "You serve drinks?" The bartender says, "Yes." The guy says, "I thought so." Then there was a surprise ending.
8:59 AM Oct 29th
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Thanks, everyone, for the birthday well-wishes. Cake and good times were had. Being 83 years young is everything I hoped for so far.
10:25 AM Oct 28th
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Another weekend of skiing on my yacht while eating diamonds dipped in caviar. Yawn. Today: laser manicure, yogurt beard.
5:57 AM Oct 26th
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(Please Re-tweet, Re-post, etc.) Today – for free – my short story "The Spoils of The Fair" on your smart phone
8:48 AM Oct 23rd
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RT @: Today (by Paul Hornschemeier): The Spoils of the Fair "...fortune made peace with me at skee-ball."
8:24 AM Oct 23rd
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@ Go for it, that ink's definitely water soluble. And the name of the ink is "Pizza Lightning."
10:25 AM Oct 22nd
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in reply to dustinharbin
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@ Right. Depending on the ink you're using, that could work.
9:13 AM Oct 22nd
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in reply to dustinharbin
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All of the trees are the exact same golden color, so if I look out the window at the correct angle, the sky is made of butter. Finally.
7:19 AM Oct 22nd
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@ Some people use shampoo/hair conditioner on real brushes to clean them, but I'm not sure about nylon. Maybe a windex solution?
6:55 AM Oct 22nd
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in reply to dustinharbin
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@ Sorry, just saw this... Yeah, if it's been 3 years, it's probably time for a new one. I mean, $18 every three years ain't bad.
6:36 AM Oct 22nd
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in reply to dustinharbin
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(Please Re-tweet, re-post, etc.) Dates/locations and poster for the dual book release tour (with Jay Ryan):
7:58 AM Oct 21st
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@ Thanks! I really appreciate it.
3:54 PM Oct 19th
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in reply to germanorozco
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- Name Paul Hornschemeier
- Location Chicago, IL
- Web http://newsandhea...
- Bio Cartoonist, Author, Illustrator, Coma User
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