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  1. @LIPOPILOT What time/URL? @tsuasai is very anxious to find out the winner.
  2. @IFLYOS Yes, she is. To see her today, you'd never know anything out of the ordinary had happened.
  3. @wetscale She fussed a little at first, but seemed fine w/in 30 minutes. She's doing just fine today. You'd never know it had happened.
  4. Every srap of paper, stick, leaf, etc that I've seen today has looked just like a scorpion.
  5. @ATTFJamie It's already gone the way of Han Solo. I'm freezing it , the we'll encase it in acrylic so @tinymargaret will have a trophy
  6. @ATTFJamie I kinda think it was a striped bark scorpion http://bit.ly/erXJp. Here's a pic of the actual offender: http://twitpic.com/b0792
  7. @FishJunky Yeah, we're declaring war. We'll be taking appropriate measures to make sure that this doesn't happen again.
  8. @mcsarge Oh yeah, we'll be preserving it. How many kids get to SHOW you the scorpion that stung them? Good show-and-tell for her later.
  9. RT @TsuaSai Here's what stung @tinymargaret http://twitpic.com/b0792
  10. We've captured it and imprisoned him in tupperware. He's awaiting sentencing (probably death by freezing). @tinymargaret is OK.
  11. Woke up to @tinymargaret crying, and @tsuasai saying she saw a scorpion. Found the bastard behind the bed. Had stung M in the forehead.
  12. Rum, Coke, CoD4 and @tsuasai. It's fambly time.
  13. #followfriday @BarackBorat (I hope I am get tax break for this)
  14. The rare and banned book Smith County Justice, about legal corruption in my home county, as a free PDF http://bit.ly/RGA85
  15. RT @twright76: Cool interview w/ RUSH...http://bit.ly/1Qox0F
  16. RT @securitytwits: RT @nmap: Just made our biggest release since 1997! Nmap 5.00: http://nmap.org/5/
  17. @LIPOPILOT When I was a kid, my dad's friend gave us an unfinished balsa plane that sat for years because "it's too expensive". Torture.
  18. Talking to a friend about smoking reminded me of this Bob Newhart monologue http://bit.ly/qbqDu
  19. RT @erestar: Want an easy way to do custom validation with symfony? Use the sfValidatorCallback. http://bit.ly/7Y2Qq
  20. “To the average man, another speaking on Warcraft sounds not unlike a rapist Chewbacca acting as his own defense attorney.”