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forkitude

  1. Stranded on a desert island...me, my bikini, and my Masanobu VG-10. #wusthofknifechallenge 1:26 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Next time I give a urine sample at my affordable community health center I'll send it to Rush Limbaugh b/c he paid for it. #womenshealth 11:18 PM Mar 7th via HootSuite
  3. who wants to wait 10 min for the next subway train when you can just throw your body into the closing doors and pry them open? #ilovenyc 8:15 PM Feb 20th via HootSuite
  4. watched a one act play on the subway. maybe the guy having a verbal argument with himself was a giants fan and a patriots fan. #ilovenyc 10:43 AM Feb 10th via HootSuite
  5. Cooking on days off is what dreams are made of. 5:16 PM Feb 2nd via HootSuite
  6. Love when in a hurry I swipe my metro card so fast that it doesn't read so I bang into the metal turnstile like a newbie. #ilovenyc 10:21 AM Feb 1st via HootSuite
  7. Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing 2 men holding guns than 2 men holding hands? -E. Gaines #equality #peace 10:44 AM Jan 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @EndlessSimmer can you confirm...is it doughnut or donut? 6:18 PM Jan 18th via web in reply to EndlessSimmer
  9. my story. #justgoforit tinyurl.com/86pmlhh @mjgresh 4:24 PM Jan 18th via web
  10. Second night in a row pizza grease has run down my chin and onto my jeans. #ilovenyc 8:34 PM Jan 9th via HootSuite
  11. the apple:pc ratio at this coffee shop is like 9:1. i feel like the ugly duckling. #buyersremorse 8:42 AM Jan 8th via web
  12. The three P's: passion, patience, perseverance. 5:47 AM Dec 30th, 2011 via HootSuite
  13. Umbrella carnage. #ilovenyc 4:12 PM Dec 27th, 2011 via HootSuite
  14. You want to hurry this up Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off. 5:07 AM Dec 23rd, 2011 via HootSuite
  15. Just negotiated my doctor bill after I was told I make too much money to qualify for a discount. I'm sorry, what?! #uninsured 12:00 PM Dec 21st, 2011 via HootSuite
  16. I wasn't aware so many people could fit in a subway car. I'm not even mad...that's amazing. 5:41 AM Dec 13th, 2011 via HootSuite
  17. The salami elbow patch. twitter.com/forkitude/stat… 7:16 PM Dec 10th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. 10:41 AM Dec 8th, 2011 via HootSuite
  19. I Left My Cookbooks In Nebraska endlesssimmer.com/2011/12/01/i-l… 10:59 PM Dec 1st, 2011 via Tweet Button
  20. 10 Things I Learned About Food From a Swiss Grandmother endlesssimmer.com/2011/08/23/10-… 8:01 PM Aug 23rd, 2011 via Tweet Button
  • Name Kalle Guinn
  • Location Nebraska
  • Bio cooking delicious food for paying customers since 2010.
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