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foreverdoug

  1. @the_gunnshow Thank you for the warning. I shall avoid.
  2. When are they going to stop hiring Brits who can't do American accents? #safehouse
  3. Oh no... #walmart #meadowlark #yeg yfrog.com/o0d7kgjj
  4. I'm in for a little bit of Hollywood popcorn tonight. #safehouse
  5. @EdmontonPhotog Very true and I agree, but our friends and families are also involved, so it's a farther reaching issue than our own profile
  6. @jals You should open a high end ice cream place and call it CONE ZONE! #conobitch
  7. I'm at work taking things seriously right now. yfrog.com/es9mgkrj
  8. @ErinCraig11 it'll be even better when we're playing #efmf eh?!
  9. At some point, Justin Bieber is going to realize that any further success he has in the public sphere will be anticlimactic.
  10. There are only a small few things that really matter. It's easy for me to forget that.
  11. @kicksee with regret.
  12. @ErinCraig11 Look about right? twitter.com/foreverdoug/st…
  13. @jals I think when you're a curmudgeonly old man, you'll be speaking nonsensical sentences about Europeans dying to their shitty club music.
  14. My favorite bubblegum of all time is Hubba Bubba's cotton candy.
  15. The shame on the bus goes round and round, round and round, round and round.
  16. If I ever wrote a song about peeing with the seat down, I would title it "Concentration 300"
  17. Sleep debt payment arrangements.
  18. @_AvaNoelle I love how you soften it with "effing" and then exclaim in all caps right at the end. Classic.