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forensicduck

  1. I definitely want them to have hot banter sex, but idk if I full on ship it tho #MelissaandJoey
  2. Joey has a glorious body. #MelissaandJoey
  3. Written the first draft of the third 'Little Things in Life' chapter. Need to revise though...will do that tomorrow.
  4. @CarolineLisseth i never got my food. so i sent them a very angry caps lock message and tomorrow i am going to the concurrent.
  5. @wootar519 whoever these folks running from the law are, they sure have a tendency to run around in what is basically my backyard. #smh
  6. why the fuck is there cops in the park with bright revolving lights and why do I have these wild #nikita rogue agents thoughts
  7. #nednie ended with 6 - 0, but I lost interest in the latest 20 mins.
  8. Bam. Afellay scores 5 - 0. #nednie
  9. i already paid so i want my fucking food.
  10. 4 - 0 for the Dutch as we go into halftime. #nednie
  11. Starting to doubt if I ordered my food correctly.
  12. 4 - 0! My baby afellay goood jobbbb :D #nednie niiiice
  13. Yes, it's 3 - 0. #nednie
  14. Penalty! #nednie so...goal?
  15. @Robbin_V als je robben vergelijkt met de andere jongens, zijn hun shirts wat losser!
  16. Lol another free kick. Seriously? Practice your tackles, they're always too slow. #nednie
  17. The keeper could do nothing against Sneijder's free kick. #nednie
  18. Goaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll #nednie
  19. @Robbin_V nee hoor, viel me gewoon op. :3