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  1. @g_ack @LuckyLobos @Terrillific well if you read my bio...you would have read that I tweet recycled one line jokes...hmmmmmmm
  2. @COSMICEDICT Thank you for enjoying the recycled one liners in my tweet stream...thanks again...
  3. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering...
  4. I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter...
  5. I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator...
  6. I like to reminisce with people I don't know...
  7. I invented the cordless extension cord...
  8. I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
  9. I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out...
  10. I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add...
  11. I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five...
  12. Hermits have no peer pressure...
  13. George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk...
  14. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time...
  15. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  16. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country...
  17. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths...
  18. @TheTvHangman @rhpueschner @raopal More good humor peeps...#FF....thanks for the shout out!
  19. Life is tough...after all it kills you...
  20. Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river...