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  1. If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
  2. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  3. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  4. Is there another word for synonym?
  5. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
  6. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse...
  7. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  8. If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms...
  9. If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  10. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries...
  11. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose...
  12. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
  13. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  14. Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. Stalking is...
  15. "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do" is the longest sentence?
  16. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  17. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
  18. Man cannot live by bread alone, unless he's locked in a cage and that's all you feed him...
  19. If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
  20. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener...