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  1. @kevinshay good question! I did in fact mean the stripper pole. It was just an expression... 1:15 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to kevinshay
  2. @gknauss I love that joke but whoever made it had clearly not been to much less live in San Francisco. You can never be safe from the penis 6:19 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to gknauss
  3. Probably the best way I can imagine to end one of the shittiest weeks in memory. Here's to more of that... 4:56 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  4. What a difference 1 appointment makes. Now "it" becomes "her" and the next 25 years of my life becomes about keeping "her" off the pole. 4:54 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  5. Just in case you missed it, @jnicoloff said "guess what? @jayallen and i are having a baby GIRL! <3 <3" :-D 4:43 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  6. RT @Caterina: OH: There are three kinds of managers: the shit umbrella, the shit funnel and the shit fan. 12:11 AM Dec 16th from API
  7. (Boooooo!) RT @danger_ranger: URBAN MEMORY-the old BurningMan office in SanFrancisco falls to the wrecking ball: http://bit.ly/8cpha3 9:30 PM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  8. A very happy birthday to: @byrnereese, @senatorgrant, @mickipedia, @kathrynyu and @brianoberkirch! That's a party I'd attend any day... 9:29 PM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  9. Heyyy nice leather trenchcoat. Two questions: Did you notice it's 65 degrees? Did Morpheus also wear black shoes and white socks? 10:41 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  10. Buy the sky and sell the sky and tell the sky and tell the sky don't fall on me. 4:51 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  11. @WFootballDaily In favor of Hilário?! Be careful what you ask for. Cech's a great keeper even if not the same guy who took it in the noggin. 11:43 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly in reply to WFootballDaily
  12. Stella celebrated life this morning in a pile of human shit. Decided against having her put down but the "ayes" gave it a great run. 11:30 AM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  13. Software Testing Har-Har: I use a script that assigns movies 1 to 3 genres at random. "American History X" got: Adventure/Comedy/Musical. 8:21 PM Dec 13th from Brizzly
  14. OH: Now why would I make out with two girls? 11:51 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  15. Now at ShineSF with my pregnant wife dancing to the rhythmic beats of DJ Kramer. What have the aliens done with the real us?! 11:16 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  16. I'm at The Mint and, surprisingly, not wearing my Santa suit. 10:43 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  17. Rainbow over San Francisco! 4:46 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  18. Words I never want to hear or read again #817: "Spoontula" 3:12 PM Dec 12th from Brizzly
  19. Weird Email du Jour (subject: Helicopter): The L4 is on high skid gear and has a Garmin GTX 330 transponder. Looking for best offer on 1.55M 12:32 PM Dec 12th from Brizzly
  20. Ugh, nearing 500 emails in my inbox, an embarrassingly high number of which are unread. This will end soon... (I keep telling myself) 11:44 PM Dec 11th from Brizzly