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  1. "If I was a millionaire, why the fuck would I need my teeth whitened? That's for poor people so they can get laid." -Ted about 6 hours ago from TwitterRide
  2. Oh, and to the person who said Stoli blueberry and cranberry juice goes well together, I love you. about 6 hours ago from TwitterRide
  3. I'm drinking, watching the Hawks, Ted is here, and boyfriend is being kind of dickish. Temptation. about 6 hours ago from TwitterRide
  4. Ok, so i haven't had a cigarette in 2 days. But I've been off work and haven't been doing anything. So here's my first real test: about 6 hours ago from TwitterRide
  5. "No, you are the silent killer, Toby." about 9 hours ago from TwitterRide
  6. New ALKALINE TRIO album in stores 2/23 - hear the first single for free now - http://culturej.am/ceRY #alkalinetrio about 12 hours ago from Alkaline Trio - This Addiction
  7. Just entered to win a Free Nexus One. Just follow @NexusOneBlog and retweet. http://bit.ly/4QP2PD #nexusone about 12 hours ago from web
  8. Watching the food network while eating mac n cheese from a box... about 14 hours ago from TwitterRide
  9. Crabby baby is crabby! #crabby about 15 hours ago from TwitterRide
  10. BOO-URNS. 9:08 PM Jan 4th from TwitterRide
  11. OH MY GOD I'M SO BORED. 5:02 PM Jan 4th from TwitterRide
  12. Yes, Seabs is on my ticket for tomorrow! 2:44 PM Jan 4th from TwitterRide
  13. does anyone else hate facebook photo uploader as much as i do? 10:57 AM Jan 4th from web
  14. @kellz_bellz I hope you're talking about the hawks game. 6:28 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterRide in reply to kellz_bellz
  15. I love when #blackhawks tickets fall into my lap. Going on Tuesday vs #wild, get to see @martinhavlat ! 4:16 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterRide
  16. Don't kill the messenger! (I've been the messenger all day, and I am way past dead) 3:12 PM Jan 3rd from TwitterRide
  17. RT @BlackhawksDL: Eager is back in for tonight's game. Won't be suspended or fined for match penalty. Good call by thr NHL for once. 10:53 AM Jan 3rd from TwitterRide
  18. The soap in the bathroom smells like fresh piercings. Now I want to go get one. 10:52 AM Jan 3rd from TwitterRide
  19. @CrickettB sleepings...working so much this weekend, but I have Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday off 8:50 PM Jan 2nd from TwitterRide in reply to CrickettB
  20. You kept me at work TWO HOURS after closing for $1700?! Fuck yo'self! 5:50 PM Jan 2nd from TwitterRide