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  1. @Suzbroughton How cute is that?! Give her a high five for me! Maybe Sparky will want to do that (after ballet is over for the summer).
  2. @MissRFTC Ah, that would explain the Thai Jell-O. ; )
  3. @mochadad Maybe he'll read about himself on Twitter. : )
  4. @mochadad I RT'd what you wrote about the soldier. That's something every dope in the U.S. ought to have to read OUT LOUD -- thanks. : )
  5. Please RT!! @mochadad: After watching a man insult the airline clerk, a soldier turned to me and asked, "Is this what I've been defending?"
  6. @VioletDelirium @MomZombie @MentalMama I thought being the governor was all about talking a lot and buying clothes? You mean I have to KILL?
  7. As of the end of July I will be available for the governorship of Alaska. It can't be that hard, right? I mean, REALLY.
  8. @theglamlife If a pig just flew over your house it's probably your fair pig escaping. Or you need to cut out the midday tequila shots.
  9. @kit_mama My brother is a chef, and his motto (before he got GOOD) used to be "Add sugar 'til it tastes good." It's still MY motto.
  10. @kit_mama Coincidentally, I brought leftover baked salmon for lunch today. Sadly, no pie.
  11. Getting ready for the VA Blogfest next week. I'm tan, I've lost 20 lbs, and my teeth are SO white. UNRELATED: Hell just froze over.
  12. @modestofamous I like the photo effects. Unless your skin actually IS blue? ; )
  13. @kit_mama Oh my holy heck, woman. I love to cook but you are a MACHINE! apparently. And a talented one, to boot. Was it good?
  14. @ndnchick Wow, I guess the vaccine is still too new to know how well it will hold off the virus? Hope the little guy doesn't it (you too)!
  15. @kit_mama I will be dining with you tonight. At least in my dreams. Please be kind and tell me that the black/blueberry pie was just okay.
  16. @paulfeig Which is why you should open every wine bottle immediately, just to, you know, keep your legacy going.
  17. #ThingsSaidAtFuneralsButNotToday: "We really should get together more often."
  18. @bonniegrrl (Al Sharpton) Careful what you wish for; I suspect that there ARE people who listen to that man talk all day. ; )
  19. Just guessing that now would be a bad time to revive the old "boys pants half off" jokes? Too soon?
  20. RT @halushki: "And some say that everything that could be said has already been said. Pshaw! Some people don't use Twitter!"