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  1. Happy Birthday @jcristg! Welcome to my age bracket!
  2. @yieldtomaturity Merry, Merry Christmas to you, too!
  3. Acupuncture for a bruised tailbone is so, so humiliating.
  4. I'm constantly reminded that no good deed goes unpunished.
  5. @heathercoo sounds like we both need a place to blow off steam. I'd go for a run but every step hurts like a motherfucker.
  6. Bruised tail bone, worst weekend EVER.
  7. FB got you down? Need a way to commit social media suicide? Here you go - http://www.seppukoo.com/
  8. @betsyruns I should check that too. What kind do you wear? I love my Nike Zoom Vomero +3. First shoe that doesn't give me black toes.
  9. Every time this year, all I want to eat are carbs, carbs and more carbs. Ugh.
  10. @betsyruns Totally, I found an extra pair of my running shoe on ebay. I hate when they do that, got rid of my favorite color too.
  11. I love how incapable California is at dealing with rain. Power outage at work and now I get to go home. We all win!
  12. My body is completely rejecting the idea of being back at work.
  13. @betsyruns You're not the only one. If you seen the trailer, there's no need to see the entire film.
  14. Last day in Maui, how I will miss your beaches, musubi and all your vowels.
  15. @slynnro It would be so satisfying to know if you sucker punched him. Please say yes.
  16. @betheboy I should clarify, ignite nerd rage in others. Not me. God, no.
  17. @BeTheBoy With that statement, you may have ignited some serious nerd rage.
  18. Oh Kirk Cameron. Debating with UCLA students over Evolution? They have at least 1 yr of higher education than you. Tool.
  19. @Blythe I think they're trying to give her the Mariska Hargitay/SVU look and unfortunately became overzealous with the shears.
  20. Who else is already checked out mentally since it's only a three day work week?