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  1. Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same.
  2. A person, who is nice to you, but mean to the stranger, is not a nice person.
  3. Regardless of the temptation, don't lick a steak knife.
  4. People who push to share their religious views with you rarely care to have you to share yours with them.
  5. It is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
  6. If you had to specify, in one word, why the human race has not, and will never achieve its full potential, that word would be meetings.
  7. Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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  9. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."- Dan Quayle
  10. "A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."- Robert Frost
  11. "Crime does not pay ... as well as politics."- Alfred E. Newman
  12. "On a clear day, U.C.L.A."- Graffiti in San Francisco
  13. "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."- Johnny Carson
  14. "The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but you still have to mow it."
  15. "The shortest distance between two points is always under construction."- Noelie Alite
  16. "Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
  17. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
  18. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
  19. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
  20. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.