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Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same.
11:18 AM Oct 20th
from web
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A person, who is nice to you, but mean to the stranger, is not a nice person.
8:01 PM Sep 28th
from web
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Regardless of the temptation, don't lick a steak knife.
8:01 PM Sep 27th
from web
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People who push to share their religious views with you rarely care to have you to share yours with them.
8:01 PM Sep 26th
from web
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It is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
8:01 PM Sep 25th
from web
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If you had to specify, in one word, why the human race has not, and will never achieve its full potential, that word would be meetings.
8:01 PM Sep 24th
from web
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Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
8:01 PM Sep 23rd
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2:10 AM Aug 17th
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."- Dan Quayle
7:30 PM Aug 5th
from API
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"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."- Robert Frost
7:30 PM Aug 4th
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"Crime does not pay ... as well as politics."- Alfred E. Newman
7:30 PM Aug 3rd
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"On a clear day, U.C.L.A."- Graffiti in San Francisco
7:30 PM Aug 2nd
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"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."- Johnny Carson
7:30 PM Aug 1st
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"The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but you still have to mow it."
7:31 PM Jul 31st
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"The shortest distance between two points is always under construction."- Noelie Alite
7:31 PM Jul 30th
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"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
7:30 PM Jul 29th
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
7:30 PM Jul 28th
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
7:31 PM Jul 27th
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
7:30 PM Jul 26th
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
7:30 PM Jul 25th
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