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  1. is amazed by the way everyone in medieval China seems to have superpowers.
  2. has finished designing the maps for his new book, and concluded that he would be the world's crappiest architect.
  3. has never, EVER been able to spell Seargent on the first try. I mean, "Sergeant." Damn it.
  4. has finished the first draft of his fifth novel! Now for the hard bit - making it make sense.
  5. has a new video blog! "Jigsaw sucks at his job": http://bit.ly/4sLjRz
  6. Spent his whole dream carrying around a pineapple and never got a chance to eat it.
  7. has finished the dry-run of his halloween makeup, and hopes the crayon will come off in the shower.
  8. has a new book review up: I Am Not a Serial Killer, by Dan Wells. Typically true, but surprisingly creepy when stated. http://bit.ly/1i6dBV
  9. dares you to type "pooping" into the search field on Twitter and discover the alarming number of people who Tweet it.
  10. is embarassed to admit that he still can't quite get the hang of quotation marks. Before, or after the full-stop?
  11. has alphabetised his bookshelf, from Abdel-Fattah to Zusak, making sure each author's books appear in order of publication. Is that weird?
  12. has been flying around hunting demons with Marilyn Manson and William Shatner all night. His subconscious is awesome.
  13. would marry the X-Files if he weren't already committed to Angel. So many mid-nineties paranormal activity shows, so little time.
  14. has a new video up: "Why creativity is evil and reality TV sucks". Enjoy it here: http://bit.ly/2qFZMI
  15. knows it's 5 degrees outside, and just as bad in, since his house has walls as thin as New Moon's characters.
  16. just got to use the word "compunction" for the first time. This excites him in ways he doesn't understand.
  17. is about to go onstage at Conflux 6 in Canberra, and wondering how easily he could steal a Dalek.
  18. is probably a sociopath for finding this so hilarious, but he's enough of a sociopath not to care. http://bit.ly/ZDa0V
  19. is happy as Larold. Happier, even. So happy he decided to call Larry by his unabridged name, though he's not positive "Larold" was right.
  20. hopes the google wave will replace the facebook poke and the myspace grope.