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  1. @KitMoxie His first? Seriously? Wow. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to KitMoxie
  2. @MandingoJones I blame family. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to MandingoJones
  3. @MandingoJones I get to wake up at 7:00am to go stand in the cold and fight with crowds to watch a parade I could just as easily see on TV. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to MandingoJones
  4. @skufish @jarphabib Osmolarity sounds like what happens when a mole does something awesomely hilarious. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @mightyrobot Probably because you read Japanese "backwards" (right to left), so if reading while walking, you should walk backwards, too. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mightyrobot
  6. @rainnwilson I can't wait! My mom wanted me to come over for dinner but I told her I couldn't miss the Office. I'm sure it's no big deal. about 8 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to rainnwilson
  7. BREAKING NEWS: General public filled with stupid people and racists. More at 11. http://trunc.it/3mgge about 8 hours ago from TwitterGadget
  8. @theladysrevenge It's all the tentacles. They're fun to draw. about 8 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to theladysrevenge
  9. @KitMoxie Me too! I'll see you guys at Haru after the play. about 10 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to KitMoxie
  10. @writerspry @KitMoxie What matinee are you guys watching tomorrow? I need to figure out what time to be at Times Square by. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. @mightyrobot Joke's on him. I rubbed my face in even nastier balls than his. about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mightyrobot
  12. @wildelf There are a number of ways he could do it -- both with and without photoshop. I was hoping he said, but I see why he wouldn't. about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to wildelf
  13. @wildelf Dammit. I'd been wanting to do something like that for NY. I wonder what his process was compared to my planned one. about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to wildelf
  14. @pjsaad Heh. It was a strong drink and I tweeted right after it kicked in. 3:59 PM Nov 24th from Twikini in reply to pjsaad
  15. @gelo10ne I've always loved alcohol. Just not getting drunk. 3:55 PM Nov 24th from Twikini in reply to gelo10ne
  16. Had a little drinky-poo on my way out of the office. Everything is so much funner now. I love you, alcohol. 3:30 PM Nov 24th from Twikini
  17. @theladysrevenge Don't do it. Let me smack it for you. 3:07 PM Nov 24th from TwitterGadget in reply to theladysrevenge
  18. @TheWhaler Wuss. 2:52 PM Nov 24th from TwitterGadget in reply to TheWhaler
  19. @TheWhaler Luckily, they tell you how to make them. There are 30 burgers in the list. There are 30 days in a month. JUST SAYIN' 2:44 PM Nov 24th from TwitterGadget in reply to TheWhaler
  20. oh my god this is the best thing. patrick warburton narrating hamburgers. http://cheeseandburger.com/ 2:36 PM Nov 24th from TwitterGadget