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  1. @kalichan AND HE'S COMING FOR YOUR CERVIX!!
  2. Dear Gillette, Not that I don't appreciate the variety, but how many "flavors" of shave gel do women really need? xo, B.
  3. @kalichan BWAHAHAHA! For some reason, I'm thinking about Mormons and knocking on doors now...
  4. @kalichan I didn't have the heart to tell him that most women would sacrifice his length for some girth. He was Virgo (and thus, psycho).
  5. @kalichan I would've done the same thing. I knew a guy who bragged about his 8" pencil dick like it was the best thing since paper.
  6. Of course, I don't mean to imply that ALL I talk about is dicks. I do talk about other stuff!
  7. @kalichan Oh, that's really smart. That way you don't have your help dating the clientele. Unless they're in the closet, of course.
  8. Lola's so smart. She knows when I'm done talkin' 'bout dicks and shutting the computer down, picks up her toy, and trots on outta here.
  9. @Old_No_7 C'mon. Once you go Grecian Black, you never go back!
  10. @kalichan Do you think he was "gay for pay"?? Like, he'd let dudes blow him for cash or maybe for the good head? That's why he was there.
  11. Holy shit, that Kevin (from The Office) bobble head is pretty amazing.
  12. @kalichan That's not very often. I think most girls who claim to be SQs would be terrified if ever faced with monster wang.
  13. @kalichan SIZE QUEEN! Yeah, I always did prefer Brandon to Dylan, anyway. Forehead wrinkles in high school/college never did it for me.
  14. @MarqueeMarc You've gotta work something in there about singles (as in dollars)!
  15. @kalichan YOU SAW JASON PRIESTLY'S SCHMEAT???!!!
  16. I can't believe I got a spam reply for saying that synonym for jizz. Speaking off, I can't remember the last time I said POONTANG!!
  17. @kalichan Wasn't there a rumor going around that he's got a monster schlongadingawangalang?
  18. Do I want to watch Dark Blue? I don't know if I can handle Dylan McDermott yelling at people for an hour.
  19. Oh, Jason Stackhouse, you are so young, dumb, and full of cum.
  20. @capricecrane Does Daisy have meth teeth? She talks like she might've had some replaced. Poor thing.