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- @kalichan AND HE'S COMING FOR YOUR CERVIX!!about 4 hours ago from web in reply to kalichan
- Dear Gillette, Not that I don't appreciate the variety, but how many "flavors" of shave gel do women really need? xo, B.about 4 hours ago from web
- @kalichan BWAHAHAHA! For some reason, I'm thinking about Mormons and knocking on doors now...about 4 hours ago from web in reply to kalichan
- @kalichan I didn't have the heart to tell him that most women would sacrifice his length for some girth. He was Virgo (and thus, psycho).about 4 hours ago from web in reply to kalichan
- @kalichan I would've done the same thing. I knew a guy who bragged about his 8" pencil dick like it was the best thing since paper.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to kalichan
- Of course, I don't mean to imply that ALL I talk about is dicks. I do talk about other stuff!about 4 hours ago from web
- @kalichan Oh, that's really smart. That way you don't have your help dating the clientele. Unless they're in the closet, of course.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to kalichan
- Lola's so smart. She knows when I'm done talkin' 'bout dicks and shutting the computer down, picks up her toy, and trots on outta here.about 4 hours ago from web
- @Old_No_7 C'mon. Once you go Grecian Black, you never go back!about 4 hours ago from web in reply to Old_No_7
- @kalichan Do you think he was "gay for pay"?? Like, he'd let dudes blow him for cash or maybe for the good head? That's why he was there.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to kalichan
- Holy shit, that Kevin (from The Office) bobble head is pretty amazing.about 4 hours ago from web
- @kalichan That's not very often. I think most girls who claim to be SQs would be terrified if ever faced with monster wang.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to kalichan
- @kalichan SIZE QUEEN! Yeah, I always did prefer Brandon to Dylan, anyway. Forehead wrinkles in high school/college never did it for me.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to kalichan
- @MarqueeMarc You've gotta work something in there about singles (as in dollars)!about 4 hours ago from web in reply to MarqueeMarc
- @kalichan YOU SAW JASON PRIESTLY'S SCHMEAT???!!!about 4 hours ago from web in reply to kalichan
- I can't believe I got a spam reply for saying that synonym for jizz. Speaking off, I can't remember the last time I said POONTANG!!about 5 hours ago from web
- @kalichan Wasn't there a rumor going around that he's got a monster schlongadingawangalang?about 5 hours ago from web in reply to kalichan
- Do I want to watch Dark Blue? I don't know if I can handle Dylan McDermott yelling at people for an hour.about 5 hours ago from web
- Oh, Jason Stackhouse, you are so young, dumb, and full of cum.about 5 hours ago from web
- @capricecrane Does Daisy have meth teeth? She talks like she might've had some replaced. Poor thing.10:53 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to capricecrane
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