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  1. @JBanksMcFadden My theory: Argument over skank-->she scratches his face-->chases him with a golf club-->he leaves-->he crashes-->cover up
  2. @JBanksMcFadden It's becoming increasingly obvious that some shady ish went down. Pretty sure wifey scratched his face before he even left.
  3. @MadamMixALot Ba dum dum! Will there be a tip jar after the show?!
  4. In conclusion, there was a cover-up, and I refuse to believe otherwise. Now back to eating leftovers.
  5. Finally: his gated community has its own security force. They were 1st responders. Real police don't file accident report until 12 hrs later
  6. @ftommylasorda OPEN YOUR EYES, DOG. Your idol is crumbling in front of your face!
  7. Keep in mind this happened in a private, gated community. What cop is cuffing a (hypothetically) drunk Tiger in this context?
  8. Agent, of course, says he's "fine." What the hell else is his agent going to say?
  9. Alternate chain of events: drunk argument with wife over club floozy, he leaves house kinda drunk, boom. Cops come, take him to hospital.
  10. Keep in mind he's basically the mayor of Windermere, FL--a community known to be very celeb-friendly. I SMELL A COVER-UP.
  11. So Tiger Woods pulls out of his driveway at 2:25am, perfectly sober, and...proceeds to hit a fire hydrant and a tree. Hmmmmmm.
  12. Nothing restores your faith in humanity like a cell phone left in a cab, returned by a benevolent stranger.
  13. @gvitt It's a tough job, but someone's gotta ogle semi-naked 19-year-old Brazilian chicks.
  14. There is actually a bomb-sniffing dog at the "hair and makeup" check-in at the victoria secret show. SNIFF THAT MASCARA, FIDO.
  15. @MadamMixALot I'd rather watch Up 1,455 times in a row then Where the Wild Things Are one more time. Good lord I HATED that movie.
  16. My favorite "kids" movies of late: 1) Up 2) Fantastic Mr. Fox 1,456) Where the Wild Things Are
  17. So the hold music at Oprah's office (Harpo) is Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling," but the chorus is "Today's gonna be a good day." Hmmmm.
  18. Just peeped Midtown Momofuku with @gumplr. 20 min wait, tasty bahn mi, though not as filling as Saigon Bakery on Mott.
  19. I think I know where I'm grabbing lunch today http://bit.ly/Xl5J1
  20. Really stoked for ARod. Couldn't have happened to a better guy. #StatementsTrueOnOppositeDay