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  1. Today, I found out that some men think it's ok to clip their fingernails, at the table, in a restaurant, on a... FML http://bit.ly/5qwWR6 5 minutes ago from API
  2. Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood ar... FML http://bit.ly/8cy8bf 5 minutes ago from API
  3. Today, my car crashed, the only refuge was at a nearby house, of which the inhabitant of the house was a crazy... FML http://bit.ly/6ocGcQ 5 minutes ago from API
  4. Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remem... FML http://bit.ly/8krwdj about 4 hours ago from API
  5. Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in on... FML http://bit.ly/5NBjDm about 4 hours ago from API
  6. Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying... FML http://bit.ly/7tGfp6 about 4 hours ago from API
  7. Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responde... FML http://bit.ly/6ZOJXS about 8 hours ago from API
  8. Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to l... FML http://bit.ly/8ulcI6 about 8 hours ago from API
  9. Today, I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up my views on politics. He then told me to s... FML http://bit.ly/8ERBy2 about 8 hours ago from API
  10. Today, my friend called me freaking out because of an online pregnancy test. She was scared because she had no... FML http://bit.ly/7NkqaF about 8 hours ago from API
  11. Today, I was at my boyfriends' house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie... FML http://bit.ly/6IZmnV about 11 hours ago from API
  12. Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML http://bit.ly/7AwJbj about 11 hours ago from API
  13. Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my id an... FML http://bit.ly/5bmJvx about 11 hours ago from API
  14. Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she... FML http://bit.ly/6nh9Bu about 11 hours ago from API
  15. Today, I had to put my 17 year old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After fina... FML http://bit.ly/5Fe3Kg about 11 hours ago from API
  16. Today, the guy I've been unofficially dating for months called me. Apparently, he made out with the "friend" h... FML http://bit.ly/5O6wD4 about 17 hours ago from API
  17. Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It work... FML http://bit.ly/4ZVlMG about 17 hours ago from API
  18. Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I no... FML http://bit.ly/8cmmCn about 17 hours ago from API
  19. Today, I arrived in Austria. Within about an hour, I realized that I couldn't understand any "German". Turns o... FML http://bit.ly/8k0ERx about 21 hours ago from API
  20. Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is th... FML http://bit.ly/5kLO2S about 21 hours ago from API
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