flyrobynfly
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when your shirt can best be described as "brian boitano-esque," perhaps it's time to make some wardrobe changes.
2:11 PM Dec 4th
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@ bun b lyrics are much more acclimated to the long o sound of the upper midwest: "shooow them hoooes what you workin' with."
10:58 AM Dec 4th
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if color and font corresponded to the content of text, the majority of the internet would be awash in pepto-bismol pink comic sans.
9:53 AM Dec 4th
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is it tacky to buy someone something with a gift certificate that he or she gave to you? of course it is, but THAT’S HOW THIS BITCH ROLLS.
5:26 PM Dec 3rd
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i think that what white people really need is more white guilt. also, sushi bars.
4:13 PM Dec 2nd
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you’re nobody until your website is blocked in china.
9:46 AM Dec 2nd
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early to bed, early to rise, something something, nitrous oxide.
11:41 PM Dec 1st
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slow. vodka. drip.
yeah, i dream big.
7:48 PM Dec 1st
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i don't know what is worse: you ordering a veggie burger "well done" or me failing to adequately ridicule you for doing so.
6:16 PM Dec 1st
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@ i couldn't agree with you more. very zeppelinesque, no?
4:15 PM Dec 1st
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distorted patterns of thinking are most effectively fueled by the unique synergy of creationism, glenn beck, and blossom reruns.
12:45 PM Dec 1st
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sometimes the “mystery” flavor is actually just lemon, thus perpetuating my complete disillusionment with the world.
10:01 AM Dec 1st
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i don't think that you slammed the door hard enough. put a little more passive-aggressive into it next time, eh?
7:32 PM Nov 30th
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"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SPACE JAM CD?" i asked, loudly and entirely to myself.
5:49 PM Nov 30th
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i was just rejected from donating blood and then told, "that means you don't get to have a cookie!" life lesson: altruism is for pussies.
11:15 AM Nov 30th
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go ahead. ask her why her nickname is “tainted love.” i’m sure that she'd love to tell you all about it.
6:01 PM Nov 29th
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new thanksgiving tradition: pharmaceuticals laced with turkey. i may or may not have gotten that backwards.
2:31 PM Nov 26th
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so, when are we going to sing happy birthday to the detroit lions?
2:04 PM Nov 26th
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until this 24 pound turkey morphs into a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka, color me unimpressed with thanksgiving 2009.
2:00 PM Nov 26th
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give me that bottle of vodka and i’ll show you the personification of thankfulness.
11:57 AM Nov 26th
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- Name flyrobynfly
- Location minneapolis, mn
- Web http://mouthfulla...
- Bio where is my beer and why does robyn have two?
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