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flyingwalruses

  1. lol is this like my punishment or something? l-a-m-e about 2 hours ago via web
  2. you're all the things I've got to remember about 3 hours ago via web
  3. you like comic books? cute about 5 hours ago via web
  4. that one person that is friends with all your friends but you know they don’t like you for some reason about 5 hours ago via web
  5. TURKEY!!!!! @JakeinSpace twitter.com/flyingwalruses… about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. wow I even make dumb impulsive decisions during the SATs!!! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. lol I guess you at least took me out of that risk zone but you definitely put me in a new one!!! about 19 hours ago via web
  8. you're a fucking QUAIL CARCASS about 20 hours ago via web
  9. last high school exam :-))))))) 9:27 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. and why do I type like I don't know how to form sentences 9:30 PM May 31st via web
  11. why is this house so hot I can't sleep never 9:30 PM May 31st via web
  12. SAY YOUR RABBITS SAY THEM 9:10 PM May 31st via web
  13. you're suuuuuuuch a force 7:51 PM May 31st via web
  14. @feeenix "a special needs horse" I am gonna c r y 3:43 PM May 31st via web in reply to feeenix
  15. @feeenix let's adopt a piglet :^) :^) :^) 2:33 PM May 31st via web in reply to feeenix
  16. lol do you exist 1:57 PM May 31st via web
  17. @kristinaelhauge soakin' in vodka AND muddy water!!!! 8:49 PM May 30th via web in reply to kristinaelhauge
  18. @kristinaelhauge sounds like a marvelous plan and our honey moon we can swim in a river we just have to hide from the zombie cannibals 8:48 PM May 30th via web in reply to kristinaelhauge
  19. @kristinaelhauge who's the ring bearer and who are the flower girls wow weddings are so hard to plan 8:43 PM May 30th via web in reply to kristinaelhauge
  20. @kristinaelhauge kristina can we get married 8:40 PM May 30th via web in reply to kristinaelhauge