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flyingsquirl

  1. Watching Alien. @shellymc during the face hugger scene "what? why don't they show the MRI? ... Oh wait, it's 1979"
  2. @HelenAmazing @shellymc my mam keeps bees. Honey never goes off. Just sit the jar into a bowl of warm water, it'll melt again. :)
  3. @LornaSandbach guess I better get designing :)
  4. @anthonymcg isn't that the place that stinks of piss?
  5. @RisenMitten @shellymc @robserver yes, cuz we would say buy HER a present and not us...
  6. @patphelan ohh, what DVDs ya gettin?
  7. @HelenAmazing *squint*
  8. @HelenAmazing butt-tweet
  9. @kev_d ok, just saw the last one now. Lol
  10. @kev_d Tiryan: before: badass after: badass with an axe
  11. @damienmulley ah ffs! That'll be a bloody pain! Especially with them being slate.
  12. @damienmulley oh dear, fun times?
  13. @damienmulley on the tiles one I just thought "come on, guy! You had one job! ONE JOB!!!"
  14. @scarlettnymph @darrenbyrne did you happen to drop it into a jewellers last week?
  15. @gavreilly Like so: twitter.com/flyingsquirl/s…
  16. @MothStarJoe cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x…
  17. @gavreilly well you can break it down into 4 substitution tracks with a reflector track & it'll encrypt and decrypt as it should.
  18. @MothStarJoe heh. I wouldn't use it though :p
  19. @gavreilly well you'd have to manually turn the rings and follow the tracks but it would encrypt and decrypt correctly.
  20. @SouporDan I actually almost said "it's not for me" to the girl.