fluxion23
- Siesta.about 3 hours ago from web
- Chicago: does this looks like a bike path to you? http://tinyurl.com/mf8o2q It looks like one to me. There is no picture of a baby stroller.3:33 PM Jul 9th from web
- Overhead lighting isn't merely ugly. It's nerve-janglingly harsh, surgical, judgmental, inimical, jaundiced, unconscionable, and cruel.10:24 PM Jul 8th from web
- Everything's either concave or -vex, so whatever you dream will be something with sex.6:03 PM Jul 8th from web
- Neighbors across the street are doing post-party cleanup and blasting Django Reinhardt. I swear I need to meet these people.12:00 PM Jul 5th from web
- "Kathy, I'm lost," I said, though I knew she was sleeping.5:54 PM Jul 4th from web
- @allyzay Putin could have us all killed with a facial expression. Retarded or not, that's one of the scariest dudes in the world.2:29 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to allyzay
- @michaelschaub Slut.2:06 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to michaelschaub
- @allyzay By a mentally retarded person. They just reported it on CNN.2:05 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to allyzay
- Palin vs. the Media: Palin concedes. I've seen the future and it works.12:54 PM Jul 3rd from web
- It's my first pot roast. I'd post pictures, but so far it just looks like a bunch of raw meat in water, plus raw veggies. None too sexy.7:13 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Some things take care of themselves. None of them are good.1:14 AM Jul 3rd from web
- @gloriousnoise But come on... LEE GREENWOOD!4:39 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to gloriousnoise
- July 1, and 56 degrees out. This is a fine summer indeed. No really, I mean that.7:13 AM Jul 1st from web
- Ah, the satisfaction of a job half done. :/4:19 AM Jun 29th from web
- How is it that, at my age, I still have not learned how to remove and replace a window screen properly? I blame society.12:03 PM Jun 27th from web
- I just discovered a paper cut that I did not know I had, thanks to eating almonds covered in Tabasco and lemon juice.9:36 AM Jun 27th from web
- I'm late to this observation, but there's no way that the Steven Colbert book is better than the audio book. It was meant to be this way.6:39 AM Jun 26th from web
- Took my AC out of the window. I don't like sweating, but it's free.5:39 AM Jun 26th from web
- "the sublimation of horrible childhood memories and grotesque fantasies into disco." Amen. Dude made INSANE funk. http://tinyurl.com/n32vnk8:30 PM Jun 25th from web
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- Name fluxion23
- Location Chicago, IL
- Web http://fluxion23.com
- Bio Like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.
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