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@sarahbrown Please tell me it's not a sweat lodge. If it is, remove all metal jewelry, and be sure you have enough dog soldiers outside.
| MC (in public, very loudly): Hey! Let's play "GUESS WHAT COLOR MY UNDERWEAR IS!!!!" (Feel free to play this tonight with the ones you love.) |
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| @schmutzie That is one of my absolute favorites. |
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| @suebob I'm thinking about you. Get well soon! |
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| @AllEyesOnJenny I share a hairdresser with Mr. McDonald! |
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| @shoesonwrong Are we somehow related?! http://twitter.com/fluidpud... |
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| @karamichele Yeah, you would think. Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I was just really in the mood for a coffee. |
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| @crummy_cupcake They were in the glove box of the free BlogHer SUV, which incidentally, was parked in the garage of my free BlogHer house. |
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| @karamichele The chocolate tastes like ass. I'm glad it was free, because I threw over half of it away. |
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| @sweetney And I love you right back. |
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| Are they the free BlogHer underwear? Mine (also boy shorts) just came today, and they're tiny. Teeny, even. My butt wants to eat them. |
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| @karamichele Did you do chocolate or mango? (I'll be getting mine this afternoon.) |
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| @bhockeyjesus I haven't. Yet. (Ask me again tomorrow.) ((And have fun screwing Bananaface.)) |
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| @bhockeyjesus I want that on a bumper sticker. |
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| I'm about to watch last night's Project Runway. In bed. Because I've got a thing for Natalie Portman. http://youtube.com/watch?v=... |
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| @lauriewrites I can't even remember the last time I read a romance novel. But this is different. There are no buttons or zippers. |
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| @ninjapoodles No explanation. Can you explain why I'm clearing off my reading table to make room for these Amish-themed romances?! |
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| @Velma Lozenge! Lozenge! Lozenge! Because YOU can DANCE! YOU can JI-HIVE! |
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| @NoPasaNada Oh, to be drowning sorrows with you over hurricanes and pie! |
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| @mammaloves Release that "Feel Like an Ass" feeling! It occurred to me yesterday that I never found you, either! Next year, damnit! |
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