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fluffkin

  1. I worry about me sometimes. I sort of vomit words via fingers on to the keyboard. The result is often kinda messy. about 1 hour ago via MetroTwit
  2. Today's lesson in Economics is "How high does a dead cat bounce?" about 1 hour ago via MetroTwit
  3. @VenusDeMileage I knew that!!! Oh... about 1 hour ago via MetroTwit in reply to VenusDeMileage
  4. @Clare_Barnes123 Ok. Cool. I'd hate to be inappropriate in a tight situation. :) about 1 hour ago via MetroTwit in reply to Clare_Barnes123
  5. @Clare_Barnes123 Just one question ... Is that an American fanny or a UK one? ... Yah know ... Just in case ... about 1 hour ago via MetroTwit in reply to Clare_Barnes123
  6. If you are attending a jubilee street party, do please try and avoid eating anyone even if the kids do eat all the food. Thank you. about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit
  7. @marlespo Did you mean 'Not letting one be the pedantic asshole'? about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to marlespo
  8. @marlespo I'd check but socks are such a struggle to have to do them twice in one day. about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to marlespo
  9. My toes are itching. I probably put my socks on wrong again. about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit
  10. @LadyRumpers Yeah I'm wondering if I can avoid going out further than the corner shop. Makes note: 'Avoid Somerset Offices'. about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to LadyRumpers
  11. I dumb down the fiscal world so you don't have to :) about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit
  12. I can see lots of long pretty red lines ... #Forex about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit
  13. @LadyRumpers It's not too bad in back waters of Gloucestershire. Not dared check out Gloucester itself yet though. Expect traffic mayhem. about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to LadyRumpers
  14. I heard of one place in Somerset worried about bunting because of the extra load it would put on the lampposts. Not kidding! about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit
  15. @marlespo You are just a teensy bit odd at times ... about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to marlespo
  16. A spoon full of medicine helps the vast sugary food intake stay down. about 2 hours ago via MetroTwit
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  • Bio Waves. Still here. Tweeting a mix of politics, economics, jokes and stupidity, it's sometimes hard to tell them apart.
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