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  1. If I had a pet robot, I would totally name his "Sparky"
  2. "Ze job of ze Mad Scientist is to do bad tings to good people... vit SCIENCE!"
  3. Dudes, zero gee is sooo 1986.
  4. So, who's ready for the Raistlin vs. Drizzt deathmatch to the death?
  5. Firefox, can you explain why your spell check recognizes "necromantic" but not "teleport"?
  6. I should never say "like I need another hole in the head." to someone missing a nostrel.
  7. Pears are way better than peaches. There, I frickin' said it!
  8. Wasabi peas = delicious edible dynamite.
  9. Oh rinestone flip-flops you're the creepy' cross-dressing uncle of footwear.
  10. Happy Fiscal New Year!
  11. Someone just told me a Momica Lewinski joke. He also enjoys email forwards.
  12. To those who care about such things, my Wii code is: 3714 3724 5611 1696
  13. If you're going to be an "ironic jerk", you first have to prove that you're not actually a jerk. Otherwise, you're a jerk. Jerk.
  14. To the dude with a Decepticon tattoo on Kirkwood: Your ink is awesome, but you're a boob.
  15. I've added 50 books to my to-read list while reading Cryptonomicon. Maybe I should just stick with TV.
  16. I find that humming the Bumblebee Tuna song under my breath really helps put my customers at ease.
  17. To celebrate the Solstice, I woke at the crack of dawn and went to Starbucks for a coffee and scone, as the ancient gods willed.
  18. I wrapped myself in batter and stepped outside, I'd have a deep-fried wardrobe. #ihateweather
  19. Age 33 and the thing I'm the most famous for is the Nintendo Lunchbox. (http://tinyurl.com/6e6apt) And I'm kinda proud.
  20. Tim McGraw cologne? Why, I'll take a gallon.