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floyduk

  1. @petitmew @totsbots ooh, I thought you meant YOU.
  2. @scottjohnson @shwood It's like a bait and switch - next thing you know you're sucking the regular pills. Ick.
  3. @shwood Take enough medicine and you'll start to appreciate the "sweeties" dude.
  4. @petitmew Oh I do! Daddy pig is my hero.
  5. The Olympic flame makes it to Knutsford. twitter.com/floyduk/status…
  6. @Squonk *gasp* You have a kid and you don't feel the need to make the world a magical sparkly place? You old cynic. :)
  7. @Squonk You haven't got kids have you.
  8. I expect bunting.co.uk are making out like Bunting Bandits! @Squonk
  9. There's a national bunting shortage!
  10. @thermalsatsuma that sounds like it would make things ache even more
  11. One thing about spa days - they're very hard on the stones. And I don't mean Reiki.
  12. @JamesFarley No I'm waiting for a replacement dongle at the moment.
  13. @Photocritic The diagnosis flowchart was especially useful.
  14. @Photocritic Manufacturing problems are a fact of life. What matters is how it's handled and so far you're doing GREAT.
  15. Credit where it's due @Triggertrap are doing the customer support thing PERFECTLY. Great responses to my problem.
  16. The most ignominious place to finish has to be second to last.
  17. It's all over bar the inappropriate political comment :-)
  18. Lithuania and the plastic suit
  19. I hope #thehump is sat at home in bed watching the voting with a nice cup of cocoa.