floydstailgate
Up to 6 so far.
| floydstailgate Heading to PODs last higi school. Will count how many times Capt apologizes to me for random crap tonight. |
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| floydstailgate Im being herded like cattle. Dont they know Im an attorney? Hello? |
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| floydstailgate Guess where I am? Jury duty. Woohoo! |
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| floydstailgate Is it cocktail time yet? |
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| floydstailgate Whats the difference between a highway and an expressway? |
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| floydstailgate Driving next to guy smoking a joint while driving up the highway. And its not even Friday. |
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| floydstailgate Piano guy has started singing. Humming now appropriate. |
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| floydstailgate Have started humming to myself. Will be tossed out soon. |
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| floydstailgate I hate girls who say 'giiiirrrrl!'. Dude is better. |
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| floydstailgate Am fattest chick at the bar. AND I dont have a blackberry. AND bf is cauggt at work. Couldst be that I will be getting drunk. |
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| floydstailgate Chicks to the right should talk to me. Second glass of wine has given me great insight. |
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| floydstailgate Shiraz is better than the cabernet. Thought you should you know. |
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| floydstailgate Barkeep! Another cabernet! |
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| floydstailgate Client just called....at 6...on a Friday. Good luck with that. |
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| floydstailgate Brunette is heading to a dinne to dump 'not there' guy. If you are at the Frontera Grill, beware of Halley - she is on a mission. |
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| floydstailgate I am the ONLYperson in Atlanta without a blackberry. Am such a loser. |
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| floydstailgate Brunette chick is going to dump some guy because now she is seeing 'Sid' and its 'there' with 'Sid'. |
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| floydstailgate Chicks to my right sayin 'if its not there, its not there'. Kinda pussy-ish. |
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| floydstailgate Folks talking bout bathing. I dont trust men who take baths. Kinda pussy-ish. |
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