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  1. Today was so exciting! Made $124 in 20 minutes! if ur interested, go read: http://snurl.com/oa0o4
  2. Up to 6 so far.
  3. Heading to PODs last higi school. Will count how many times Capt apologizes to me for random crap tonight.
  4. Im being herded like cattle. Dont they know Im an attorney? Hello?
  5. Guess where I am? Jury duty. Woohoo!
  6. Is it cocktail time yet?
  7. Whats the difference between a highway and an expressway?
  8. Driving next to guy smoking a joint while driving up the highway. And its not even Friday.
  9. Piano guy has started singing. Humming now appropriate.
  10. Have started humming to myself. Will be tossed out soon.
  11. I hate girls who say 'giiiirrrrl!'. Dude is better.
  12. Am fattest chick at the bar. AND I dont have a blackberry. AND bf is cauggt at work. Couldst be that I will be getting drunk.
  13. Chicks to the right should talk to me. Second glass of wine has given me great insight.
  14. Shiraz is better than the cabernet. Thought you should you know.
  15. Barkeep! Another cabernet!
  16. Client just called....at 6...on a Friday. Good luck with that.
  17. Brunette is heading to a dinne to dump 'not there' guy. If you are at the Frontera Grill, beware of Halley - she is on a mission.
  18. I am the ONLYperson in Atlanta without a blackberry. Am such a loser.
  19. Brunette chick is going to dump some guy because now she is seeing 'Sid' and its 'there' with 'Sid'.
  20. Chicks to my right sayin 'if its not there, its not there'. Kinda pussy-ish.