FLOWteen
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where do parents tell their kids that Santa goes when they don't have a fireplace? through the front door?
9:33 PM Dec 24th, 2009
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nothing says "welcome home" like waking up with a to-do list from my mom and running errands in my dad's mini-van
8:31 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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the homeless dudes who sing on the N train need a new set list
3:12 PM Dec 14th, 2009
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when 90% of your office is women and gay dudes, going to work with your new engagement ring is the BEST!
11:26 AM Nov 24th, 2009
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playing hooky is the best. thanks, yankees!
10:34 AM Nov 6th, 2009
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just saw a guy dressed as billy mays' corpse. the bar has been set.
11:27 AM Oct 31st, 2009
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what the f does a bench coach do?
6:00 PM Oct 22nd, 2009
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dear flu shot, thanks for the mini-flu. you suck.
8:35 PM Oct 6th, 2009
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spending my birthday with the massholes
12:10 PM Sep 25th, 2009
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lady gaga you are scaring us
7:14 PM Sep 13th, 2009
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@ or you can use that money for someone who has a birthday coming up :)
11:31 AM Sep 7th, 2009
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in reply to fieldstonebooks
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heading out to sit poolside thanks to @
9:34 AM Sep 6th, 2009
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in a secret fight with @. heard Party in the U.S.A. for the first time on Fri and it's the only thing that's been in my head since
7:28 PM Aug 31st, 2009
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County Fair quote of the day from @ "I feel like we need to be eating zeppoles while we walk through the arts & crafts tent"
9:04 PM Aug 29th, 2009
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heading upstate to go to a county fair b/c when someone invites you to a county fair, you go
7:14 AM Aug 29th, 2009
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@ YES!!!! I support all FLOW-related tweets
4:54 PM Aug 28th, 2009
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in reply to designerdouche
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@ why have your tweets been sad lately? me no likey.
10:21 AM Aug 23rd, 2009
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in reply to designerdouche
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first tweet from the bberry!
5:18 PM Aug 20th, 2009
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I'm nervous. @ hasn't tweeted in a month.
9:20 PM Aug 18th, 2009
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tomorrow = same day as today...without the stop over in an NJ pool
10:11 PM Aug 15th, 2009
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- Name Whitney Bennett
- Location NYC
- Bio twitter virgin
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