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  1. RT @Marilyn_Res: RT @sciam Animals of the Disappearing Mangroves - cool slideshow http://tinyurl.com/n2xecb
  2. My closest PNC branch smells like the Emmaus Public Library. Banking now takes me bag to a childhood of vomit-scented Shel Silverstein books
  3. RT @fuzzytypewriter: I don't like the way Philadelphia is represented in this new Domino's commercial.
  4. WANT! RT @cephalopodcast: Cephalopod tiki Hand carved wooden cuttlefish http://twitpic.com/8jo17
  5. RT @SpaceMonkeyX: Well, at least Abe Vigoda is still alive. ( http://www.abevigoda.com/ff... ) Thank God for that, right?
  6. hashtag ftl
  7. My only hope is that Nick Cannon will eventually chew so much scenery that he will choke and die. #america'sgottalent
  8. Why did I not know about this/write a @mental_floss article about it? http://bit.ly/14OeXH
  9. New Destroyer 666 album makes me want to buy a bullet belt and wear lots of leather in the middle of June.
  10. "I just can't understand it, you're not pretty at all/But I come when you whisper, I run when you call." #springsteenlyrics
  11. RT @GreasyLake: RT @NiceOneRob It's #springsteenlyrics friday. Tell us your favorite song lyrics with the hashtag! Please RT
  12. I've had two sources request $$ for interviews in the last week. Is there a recession trend story here? Could you report it w/o going broke?
  13. back at the old apartment to move more stuff and steal wireless long enough to research the history of the prom.
  14. @brendankoerner Ted Allen's show on the Food Network explored it once, but the show is so soul-crushingly boring I didn't see the answer.
  15. Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!
  16. Lady at the post office was exceptionally friendly and efficient. Wonder if USPS employees get fed performance-enhancing drugs on tax day.
  17. @carlzimmer Apples and oranges. I may have to give it to the Band for the outro, though. Have you heard Bonnie Prince Billy's Thunder Road?
  18. When the government is done with me, I will have just about $50 to my name.
  19. Quick poll: Is the Easter Bunny male or female? No consulting outside sources, just tell me what you believe in your heart.
  20. Clarence Clemmons never fails to make the hair on my arms stand up.