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My closest PNC branch smells like the Emmaus Public Library. Banking now takes me bag to a childhood of vomit-scented Shel Silverstein books2:02 PM Jun 30thfrom TweetDeck
I've had two sources request $$ for interviews in the last week. Is there a recession trend story here? Could you report it w/o going broke?8:21 AM Jun 10thfrom web
back at the old apartment to move more stuff and steal wireless long enough to research the history of the prom.11:17 AM May 6thfrom web
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Lady at the post office was exceptionally friendly and efficient. Wonder if USPS employees get fed performance-enhancing drugs on tax day.10:00 AM Apr 15thfrom TweetDeck
When the government is done with me, I will have just about $50 to my name.4:55 PM Apr 13thfrom web
Quick poll: Is the Easter Bunny male or female? No consulting outside sources, just tell me what you believe in your heart.10:12 AM Apr 7thfrom TweetDeck
Clarence Clemmons never fails to make the hair on my arms stand up.9:18 AM Apr 7thfrom TweetDeck