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  1. SO TRUE! Watch this til the end: http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/street-carnage-films-the-funniest-video-ever-madeb/
  2. wack haters still beefin' over shit from almost 3 years ago. it's almost 2010 dudes. we get it... you're bored. #getalife
  3. NEW YEARS EVE ANNOUNCEMENT! we will be in AUSTIN TX for NYE this year! yes... no place we'd rather play more! http://www.liveatseaholm.com/
  4. i want more cheese. lots and lots of cheese.
  5. Come to "Oldies Night - Early X-Mas" Thursday, December 3 from 10:00 pm to 2:00 am http://bit.ly/6ToEJS
  6. watching Hidden Chicago 2 on @wttw i'm addicted to Geoffrey Baer's Chicago documentaries. 1000 channels and i'm still with @PBSengage
  7. RT @KidSisterMelisa: @Flosstradamus and don't forget "Scrooged"! "Its a TOASTER"!!!
  8. to pay homage... i share with you guys... The Sledding Scene from Christmas Vacation... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMcRJVY1-0
  9. yooooo it's the 20th anniversary of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation! that movie is up there with A Christmas Story for me
  10. @zunk1 my nissan = my uncle charles y'all. and it shouldn't be gone, in front of it's home, what they did to it was wrong. nice website bruh
  11. http://twitpic.com/rnhg1 - Keeping your fridge stocked will get you many women. Shout out to @MrChiCity33
  12. Watched them tow away my 1997 Nissan today. we had a good run together... i'm sure you're in a better place now. 200SX RIP!
  13. if you're in an LDR (long distance relationship) like me you'll find this really interesting. my friend Rae's vidblog: http://bit.ly/5gV3i3
  14. Beavis and Butthead Do America just came on.. Sunday programming has taken a turn for the best! Fly with me... Lesbian Seagull!
  15. Sunday night. V-Chat dates with my wifey, eating Giordano's, watching some classic TV. heaven really IS a place on earth!
  16. @Ninja_Nat ...is awesome!
  17. ugh... Bears = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
  18. RT @42TheGreat: RT @Flosstradamus: just bought my first xmas present. what do you want for xmas?--A new offensive line for the #bears.
  19. just bought my first xmas present. what do you want for xmas?
  20. jingle bells. batman smells. robin laid an egg. the batmobile broke a wheel, and the joker got away. hey! why so serious?