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  1. yes, i'm following you around the house. yes, i am staring at you. yes, that means I'm bored as hell.
  2. @EsspaKozmetika freaking figure out how to use twitter, spammer! i'm a GD cat, and even I know how it works.
  3. @EsspaKozmetika stop spamming me, you twit!
  4. @surfmur you're an idiot. i'm a cat.
  5. I forgot how much i LOVE ribbon!!! yay for the holidays!!!!
  6. @Missymitten he likes to come into my yard, and i don't appreciate the gesture. NOT INTERESTED. but he doesn't seem to get that.
  7. I was just offered a 50% discount on a massage at a spa in Pittsburgh. too bad they are idiot spammers and don't know I'm a cat.
  8. I have such nice friends on twitter. Thanks everyone for the well wishes!
  9. @aprilsunny haha, just now saw your tweet. i try my best to look adorable, that's for sure.
  10. @Missymitten i got into a nasty cat fight and apparently this tabby pussy put his tooth into the top of my head. now i need antibiotics.
  11. @thindes thanks! do you have a shaved pet, too? #icouldhavemadethisalotdirtierbutiwont
  12. @mrmiles thanks, i didn't bite the vet, but I did hiss at him a lot. he shaved my head:-(
  13. @andreadisaster thanks, Andrea. feeling a little better, but i just want to sleep and pray this headache goes away!
  14. @littlebirdiecom thanks for the well wishes. I'm feeling a little better now, but still sleeping a lot! I am soft are warm!
  15. i have a splitting headache like you wouldn't believe. no, i don't want to eat. leave me alone and take your barfy medicine with you.
  16. boo. have to go to the vet.
  17. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. No Bath.
  18. i would like you to pet me know. and then, another nap.
  19. WTH do I have to do to get a TREAT?!
  20. @ilikesleep there's not a lot we can do about the fact that Spike isn't very smart. if chasing his own tail makes him happy, what can I say?