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  1. @jessiessalad Yeah, people are dicks.
  2. GAH! The rain just turned into snow, lots of snow!
  3. @jessiessalad You want me to kneecap 'em?
  4. Another Black Friday in the bags. Good thing it's only once a year!!
  5. @jessiessalad No, the Kohls is like that every year. We stood in the line this year but usually skip it because it takes so long.
  6. Do you ever get followers and look at their tweets and ask "how the fuck are 900 people following you?"
  7. @jessiessalad hahaha! You must have been at Kohls! Longest f*ing line in town.
  8. @hellohahanarf you will love the iPhone!
  9. @hellohahanarf I'm up for renewal in March and can upgrade. If you don't find one before that you can have mine.
  10. My friend just made me laugh so hard I almost crashed the Jeep. I had to bust out the Lamazze breathing or we woulda died RIGHT THEN!
  11. @missbritt There were piles and piles of them. You could probably still get one. And no one showers on Black Friday -it's a rule!
  12. I have successfully stimulated the economy! You bitches can thank me now.
  13. @missbritt Do you have Kohls in FL? Ours had a shitload of them for $29.
  14. Dear Twittah: I am stuck in the line from hell. Send Starbucks.
  15. Black Friday, Bitches!
  16. Oh. Mah. Gah. It's too early to be up!
  17. @Bellaventa I will be Black Fridaying tomorrow. It's a tradition with my BFF.
  18. New Pic: My Very Own Widdle Bottle! http://bit.ly/4Lbhiv
  19. @karlerikson Happy Tday to you too!
  20. And I'm thankful for NICU's to care for the little ones. Please take a moment to send positive energy to my friends' little guy.