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Did you know? Rock bottom is probably just marshmallows. Delicious marshmallows.
2:41 PM Sep 14th
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Did you know? The nice thing about unemployment is you can be an unemployed anything. Like an unemployed US president. Or clown thing.
3:24 PM Aug 30th
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Did you know? Being happy about falling in love is like being happy that you'll be hit by a pointy train, probably by the end of the day.
9:19 AM Aug 19th
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Did you know? Well, that's no surprise.
1:15 PM Aug 17th
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Did you know? is the only website that will both ruin and completely destroy your life?
11:56 AM Aug 10th
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Did you know? The best way to ensure you never get raped is to be willing to have sex with absolutely anyone.
9:02 AM Aug 1st
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Did you know? Finding out you're allergic to everything around shouldn't make you panicked so much as vindicated.
5:56 AM Jul 7th
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Did you know? The 4th of July was invented to prove you can never live up to society's expectations of how much fun you should be having.
9:20 PM Jul 3rd
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Did you know? You didn't cry when your best friend in junior high died, but you bawled like a little girl when Michael Jackson did.
3:59 PM Jun 25th
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Did you know? Smoking pot doesn't make you paranoid. It's the people trying to get you that does that.
10:46 AM Jun 20th
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Did you know? Not Twittering about the Iran election now makes you look like an ignorant asshole. Which you are, but don't make it obvious.
10:41 AM Jun 16th
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Did you know? Twittering brings you one step closer to god, but only because god doesn't exist.
9:30 AM Jun 12th
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Did you know? Applying for jobs for which you're woefully unqualified lets you pretend you're looking for work while risking nothing.
3:27 PM Jun 8th
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Did you know? People seem to like you, but people also seem to fit between your fingers if you put your fingers really close to your eyes.
8:36 PM May 18th
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Did you know? Eating at McDonald's doesn't make you feel ashamed, and that should make you feel ashamed.
10:26 PM May 13th
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Did you know? Even though you know you have bad allergies, that sore throat of yours is actually AIDS.
12:19 PM May 8th
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Did you know? Sitting at Starbucks updating your Twitter makes you as cool as the guy walking around with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
1:07 PM May 7th
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Did you know? The problem with dignity and grace is you can't buy them on sale at Wal-Mart.
1:09 PM May 2nd
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Did you know? You can link every war and famine as well as every good thing that's ever happened to you to Bea Arthur in 6 degrees or less.
8:48 AM Apr 30th
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Did you know? Arguing about how feeding starving children in Africa might lead to future wars is almost as helpful as sending money.
8:44 PM Apr 29th
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- Name Fraudulent Living
- Location Everywhere at once
- Web http://fraudulent...
- Bio How to stop starting to be great!
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